I FREAKING HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!

[GoingUp]

amen to that!

 

[Sealy]

Well now you know the kitten does that attacking thing...just carry around a spray bottle with you. If he jumps out and attacks you just squirt it with some water. That's how I trained both my cats. Now I just have to shake the water bottle and they stop whatever it is they're doing.

Mind you they are 4 and 5 and as lazy as hell. So they don't get into too much trouble! Considering using the squirt bottle on my 14 month old though!

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Sealy
Well now you know the kitten does that attacking thing...just carry around a spray bottle with you. If he jumps out and attacks you just squirt it with some water. That's how I trained both my cats. Now I just have to shake the water bottle and they stop whatever it is they're doing.

Mind you they are 4 and 5 and as lazy as hell. So they don't get into too much trouble! Considering using the squirt bottle on my 14 month old though!

Are you going to use the same trick when your sone Alex starts attacking you

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Asshat:|

Hey, that's not nearly as what my dad did growing up. He used them as target practice. Whenever the cat population got to around 50 with several of them being blind and deformed from the rampant inbreeding on the farm, out Joe would go with the .22.

And as far as me being an "asshat," the road was dark, and not well lit... and if the cat had stayed perfectly still, it would have lived a longer, more normal life. But rather than doing that, and thinking it was the queen of England, it decided to prance in front of an oncoming vehicle. If cats were overall less snotty, they'd sure have a longer life expectancy.

<ba-chunkety-BUMP> (no meow)

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

 

[bunker]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Asshat:|

Hey, that's not nearly as what my dad did growing up. He used them as target practice. Whenever the cat population got to around 50 with several of them being blind and deformed from the rampant inbreeding on the farm, out Joe would go with the .22.

And as far as me being an "asshat," the road was dark, and not well lit... and if the cat had stayed perfectly still, it would have lived a longer, more normal life. But rather than doing that, and thinking it was the queen of England, it decided to prance in front of an oncoming vehicle. If cats were overall less snotty, they'd sure have a longer life expectancy.

<ba-chunkety-BUMP> (no meow)

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

LOL..calm down, it's a cat. It's not like he killed a dog or anything

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: xirtam


Hey, that's not nearly as what my dad did growing up. He used them as target practice. Whenever the cat population got to around 50 with several of them being blind and deformed from the rampant inbreeding on the farm, out Joe would go with the .22.

And as far as me being an "asshat," the road was dark, and not well lit... and if the cat had stayed perfectly still, it would have lived a longer, more normal life. But rather than doing that, and thinking it was the queen of England, it decided to prance in front of an oncoming vehicle. If cats were overall less snotty, they'd sure have a longer life expectancy.

<ba-chunkety-BUMP> (no meow)

So I guess is the lesson here is that stupid parents have stupid kids. To bad population control wasn't used to wipe your genes from the pool, since inbreeding has obviously left you with about 3 functioning brain cells.

 

[Triumph]

Awww, kitty

 

[Triumph]

I'm turning this into a 'post pictures of your cat' thread

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: bunker

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Asshat:|

Hey, that's not nearly as what my dad did growing up. He used them as target practice. Whenever the cat population got to around 50 with several of them being blind and deformed from the rampant inbreeding on the farm, out Joe would go with the .22.

And as far as me being an "asshat," the road was dark, and not well lit... and if the cat had stayed perfectly still, it would have lived a longer, more normal life. But rather than doing that, and thinking it was the queen of England, it decided to prance in front of an oncoming vehicle. If cats were overall less snotty, they'd sure have a longer life expectancy.

<ba-chunkety-BUMP> (no meow)

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

LOL..calm down, it's a cat. It's not like he killed a dog or anything

Sorry I can't find any humor is talking about killing cats. Maybe you have a heart of coal, but I don't.

 

[SoylentGreen]

All I have to say is if I caught one of you sick asshats causing harm to my cat you'd probably be dead.

 

[BatmanNate]

Hah hah, that cat should bite your dumb ass.

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: bunker


LOL..calm down, it's a cat. It's not like he killed a dog or anything

Cats and dogs are obviously worth more than your pointless life.

 

[xirtam]

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

Actually, if anything else was in front of my car and was small enough for me to hit it, I would have. No, it doesn't make me feel like a big man just because I'm driving normally along the road at night and all of a sudden I hear my car rolling over something, which I later found out to be a cat. Has nothing to do with this fear you speak of.

So my question is this: how does hitting a cat with my car make me have a small dick, and if I hit a giraffe instead, would that serve the same function as that penis enlargement program you keep spamming my inbox with?

 

[iamwiz82]

i bet it reminds Ciber of the constant torturing at the hands of bullies in school. Even your cat picks on you

 

[Ranger X]

I only like kittens. I hate cats!

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: xirtam


So my question is this: how does hitting a cat with my car make me have a small dick, and if I hit a giraffe instead, would that serve the same function as that penis enlargement program you keep spamming my inbox with?

Well a giraffe would at least have killed you, which would be a kinder fate than the slow painful death you'll likely go through after getting an STD from yer Pop.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: xirtam

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

Actually, if anything else was in front of my car and was small enough for me to hit it, I would have. No, it doesn't make me feel like a big man just because I'm driving normally along the road at night and all of a sudden I hear my car rolling over something, which I later found out to be a cat. Has nothing to do with this fear you speak of.

So my question is this: how does hitting a cat with my car make me have a small dick, and if I hit a giraffe instead, would that serve the same function as that penis enlargement program you keep spamming my inbox with?

Because you bragged about it. You wore it as a badge of honor on your sleeve. How obtuse are you? Could you not understand the substance of my post? Someone needs to get an education.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: xirtam

I guess you feel that makes you a big man eh? It actually shows how small of a dick you have. You are too scared to hurt anything but a cat. Asshole.

Actually, if anything else was in front of my car and was small enough for me to hit it, I would have. No, it doesn't make me feel like a big man just because I'm driving normally along the road at night and all of a sudden I hear my car rolling over something, which I later found out to be a cat. Has nothing to do with this fear you speak of.

So my question is this: how does hitting a cat with my car make me have a small dick, and if I hit a giraffe instead, would that serve the same function as that penis enlargement program you keep spamming my inbox with?

Why would you want to kill something causelessly like that? I can understand not wanting to swerve to put yourself or someone else at risk, but hitting an animal that could be avoided by slowing down or going around it is a rather sadistic thing to do. It could be some kid's pet, wouldn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Dude that is really sick...

Ausm

 

[fizmeister]

Kittah!

 

[bunker]

Good god, you bleeding hearts are great for a laugh!

Thank you!

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: bunker
Good god, you bleeding hearts are great for a laugh!

Thank you!

I'll bet you laugh a lot. Inbred hillbillies are easily amused.

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[SoylentGreen]

Threads like this tend to show the true character of the anonymous posters behind the keyboard.

It really comes as no suprise who the jerkoffs are, since I probably have had a forum scrap with them previously.

 

[melly]

lol, i hate cats too. if only we could throw them all out.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: bunker
Good god, you bleeding hearts are great for a laugh!

Thank you!

I have 5 cats and I am a conservative. I don't understand how killing cats could be humorous.