I GOT CHEATED...*updated*

[slycat]

For the last 3yrs i have been sleeping on the same bed.

Last night i came home to discover to my horror!

Its a DOUBLE size bed, not a QUEEN bed! All these years i thought i bought and slept on a Queen-size bed! Damn salesman is gonna pay for this travesty!

Edit: and worse!...did u know a DOUBLE is 5inches smaller than a QUEEN?! 5inch x 3years...think about how many INCHES of love i've been missing?!

Forgot: I am getting rid of it because i now have a KING size bed. uNF! uNF!...check out my cojones now! I can do cartwheels on this thang and still stay on top.

 

[Slacker]

Sleeping single in a double bed?

 

[DXM]

You should write to your congressman about this outrage.

 

[rudder]

You didn;t notice when you had girsl spend the night? oh wait, I understand completely.

 

[MaxDepth]

uhm, when you bought Queen sized sheets, didn't you notice that they were a little baggy?

 

[AdamSnow]

I sleep single on a queen 3 nights a week... ?

-- That sucks man... I bet he dont even work there anymore. He took your money and ran!

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Originally posted by: rudder
You didn;t notice when you had girsl spend the night? oh wait, I understand completely.

hahaha :thumbsup:

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: slycat
Edie: and worse!...did u know a DOUBLE is 5inches smaller than a QUEEN?! 5inch x 3years...think about how many INCHES of love i've been missing?!

I can help you catch up if you'd like. :heart:

 

[PunDogg]

you didn;t notice, your a small small person hehe

(i don't fit on the double bed, I'm 6'4")

Dogg

 

[slycat]

seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

 

[anxi80]

damn the man! stick it to society! take a knife...and cut off the tags on it! yeah, that'll show em!!

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: slycat
Edie: and worse!...did u know a DOUBLE is 5inches smaller than a QUEEN?! 5inch x 3years...think about how many INCHES of love i've been missing?!

I can help you catch up if you'd like. :heart:

LOL!!

seriously 5 inches!?! damn dude you have been missing out!

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: slycat
seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

bwahahaha are you serious. Didn't u notice that the sheets didn't fit??

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: DXM
You should write to your congressman about this outrage.

Wduqnanuq would.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: slycat
seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

bwahahaha are you serious. Didn't u notice that the sheets didn't fit??

i tot they usually make them ways larger so u got more material to play with...

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: slycat
seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

bwahahaha are you serious. Didn't u notice that the sheets didn't fit??

i tot they usually make them ways larger so u got more material to play with...

ROFL

 

[notfred]

You're really missing your 5 inches, aren't you?

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Just sleep on a King for a few years to make up for it.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog

Originally posted by: rudder
You didn;t notice when you had girsl spend the night? oh wait, I understand completely.

hahaha :thumbsup:

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're really missing your 5 inches, aren't you?

what u don't know, u don't miss...
but now that i know, dammit, muthafackers gonna drop it like its hot!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: slycat...think about how many INCHES of love i've been missing?!

You got all 9 inches last night you whore!

 

[CRXican]

how many inches of love has she been missing?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: slycat
seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

bwahahaha are you serious. Didn't u notice that the sheets didn't fit??

i tot they usually make them ways larger so u got more material to play with...

ROFL

come on...no one can be THAT dumb...can they?

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Just sleep on a King for a few years to make up for it.

Standard king if you want width, california king if you want length.

 

[DXM]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: slycat
seriously though...i've been buying queen sheets forever and just realized i have a DOUBLE...last night when i tried to sell my bed to someone they came, took a look, and told me its a double, not a queen.


btw is double=full?

bwahahaha are you serious. Didn't u notice that the sheets didn't fit??

i tot they usually make them ways larger so u got more material to play with...

:laugh:

:beer: