I got owned by sunburn...

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Go to your nearest Walgreens and pick up some aloe vera gel with lidocaine in it.
 

Epic Fail

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Originally posted by: Frost Byte
Originally posted by: yamadakun
aren't you down to your skeleton now?

Nothing a bottle of nestea can't fix.

I see, then why do you need another remedy? Stop cheating on nestea, it has feeling too.
 

mobobuff

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Once I had a very strange sunburn that actually made my back itch like crazy. I tried everything, and I was going insane from itches that I couldn't reach or itches that just wouldn't go away, until a girl recommended "aloe vera" and I'm all like "pffft, stupid girly aloe won't help". I slapped some on, and it stopped the itching immediately and provided a nice, cool, calming sensation.

I was clearly pwnt by girl knowledge.

That's the only thing short of suntan lotion that I can suggest. Suntan lotion usually cools it down for a short time.

Just be lucky you don't have extremely dry skin like me, I actually get huge fluid blisters, the shakes, nausea, and sleeplessness. Suckage!
 

imported_Tick

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Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:











 

Leros

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Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Showers hurt like hell. Water hitting your body at any speed hurts. Then having to towel off, OWWW.

 

lozina

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:












The hell is that?


Oh now I see it... look at it from far away, like from the opposite end of the room your comptuer is in!
 

imported_Tick

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Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:












The hell is that?


Oh now I see it... look at it from far away, like from the opposite end of the room your comptuer is in!


It's a smiley-smiley...
 

wuggle

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I went to ozzfest yesterday and got owned by the sun. I got blisters and pus and fun stuff like that. Definetely worth it though
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:












The hell is that?


Oh now I see it... look at it from far away, like from the opposite end of the room your comptuer is in!

Oh... it works if you blur your vision too.
 

lozina

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Sep 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:












The hell is that?


Oh now I see it... look at it from far away, like from the opposite end of the room your comptuer is in!

Oh... it works if you blur your vision too.

Sorta like magic eye?
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
Go get some aloe and try lotion. Also, a cold shower provides temporary relief.

Oooh! Oooh! I can use the:












The hell is that?


Oh now I see it... look at it from far away, like from the opposite end of the room your comptuer is in!

Oh... it works if you blur your vision too.

Sorta like magic eye?

I never tried bluring to see those. I always just crossed my eyes to see it inverted (sunken), until I learned how to see them correctly.
 

myusername

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I swear no one ever listens to me like their precious heterosexuality might come into question, but there's nothing better for a sunburn than baby oil and for once I wish someone would try it and post back like OMGWTFBABYOIL R0x0rz u wur rite dude!
 
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