I got pwned at the casino!

[msi1337]

sadly, but surely I blew $200 in only 18 minutes at the casino.

Lessons learned:
Casinos are bad
Dont go to casino when already sleepy

on the brighter side... HAPPY EASTER everyone!

 

[FleshLight]

Blackjack FTL?

 

[KLin]

What were you playing?

 

[tasmanian]

All on black?

 

[msi1337]

I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: msi1337
I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

I know your pain .

 

[Miramonti]

That's quick.

I think you should get back in there and fight until it takes you atleast twice as long to lose that much.

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: msi1337
I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

$200 on a 2 cent machine.

Man you are one pathetic loser...no offense.

 

[biggestmuff]

Gee, no sh!t?

How do you think they build those opulent places?

 

[msi1337]

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Originally posted by: msi1337
I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

$200 on a 2 cent machine.

Man you are one pathetic loser...no offense.

no offense taken.. I know the error in my ways now.

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: msi1337

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Originally posted by: msi1337
I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

$200 on a 2 cent machine.

Man you are one pathetic loser...no offense.

no offense taken.. I know the error in my ways now.

that was a quote from Dumb and Dumber what Loyd told Harry; when he found out Harry got fired.

just trying to make you feel better

EDITED:
Did you pull Kurt's trick from the Thing and pour soda on the machine :evil:

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: msi1337
sadly, but surely I blew $200 in only 18 minutes at the casino.

Lessons learned:
Casinos are bad
Dont go to casino when already sleepy

on the brighter side... HAPPY EASTER everyone!

I;'ve blown thru $100 on a +ev $0.25 DUECES WILD video poker machine in less than that it took to smoke a cigareet by a chain smoker. (When u dont get those quads, you're dead in a hurry.)

 

[mpitts]

That will teach you to play slots.

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

$200 on slots?? omg.

If it makes you feel any worse, first and only time I played slot I won $50 with a quarter. Got me a royal flush

Now to make you feel better I lost the equivalent of a car over the course of a year and a half. Game? Bacarrat. Feel better?

There's no place for emotions in a casino. Casinos that don't have ATMs inside are the better ones imo. Leave your debit and credit cards at home.

 

[swtethan]

this is why i dont gamble

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Originally posted by: msi1337
I was playing video slots..and even though the machine was only 2 cents per line, I should have never pushed the max bet option

$200 on a 2 cent machine.

Man you are one pathetic loser...no offense.

Actually, I'd say he's a pretty spectacular loser. That's one hell of a job at losing, IMO.

 

[bluestrobe]

Any machine at the casino is a big gain for them, loss for you. Lesson learned. If you want to have a chance to make some money hit blackjack. At least you'll have a chance depending how the shoe is shuffled.

 

[cKGunslinger]

My wife and I each brought $40 to a Casino once - I was flat broke before the waitress brought my first drink. My wife played for the next 3 hours.

 

[cubby1223]

I still am yet to hit up a casino. Don't know, I'm very tight with money. I do like Lewis Black's approach to casinos - just take a roll of quarters up to your room in the hotel and one by one flush every quarter down the toilet.

 

[Antisocial Virge]

I went with $40, machines might as well have slapped me and took the money right out of my pocket. My friend made enough profit for the two of us.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

That is exactly why I do not play slots. It's all about Hold 'em.

 

[rbV5]

Tip;

The "easiest" to play casino games (slots) have the worse pay-outs.

 

[bluestrobe]

You can just learn to count cards at the BJ table. The result is two fold, one, you might win big and two, you get to find out how much the pit bosses and surveillance teams are monitoring the tables.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
I still am yet to hit up a casino. Don't know, I'm very tight with money. I do like Lewis Black's approach to casinos - just take a roll of quarters up to your room in the hotel and one by one flush every quarter down the toilet.

"The good part about this is every now and then the toilet will clog and you'll feel like a winner!!"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: rbV5
Tip;

The "easiest" to play casino games (slots) have the worse pay-outs.

Better tip:

The odds favor the house in all games and if you play you WILL lose. The second you walked in the door you proved that you're an idiot. Take a $200 lesson and don't ever go back.