i got slapped again >:(

[T_Yamamoto]

OP deserved it

 

[sigurros81]

OP deserved it

Harsh.

 

[brianmanahan]

well the gay dude called me today, left a voicemail. said he was sorry which surprised me. also said he would be willing to make it up and go out for drinks sometime...

D:

i think ill just pretend i didnt get his message

 

[OlafSicky]

If you hit him it would be a hate crime

 

[momeNt]

well the gay dude called me today, left a voicemail. said he was sorry which surprised me. also said he would be willing to make it up and go out for drinks sometime...

D:

i think ill just pretend i didnt get his message

Free drinks and all you have to do is swat his hand away from your crotch like one time? What can go wrong?

 

[Perknose]

i think ill just pretend i didnt get his message

Brian, Brian, Brian . . . there's simply no pretending you didn't get his message.

Your wise ass remark got his attention. He's intrigued by your provocative mouth. The brief oral intercourse you had with him at the party really left an impression.

Going to that party wasn't such a bad idea after all. You running away like a frustrated short bus rider who just spilled his juice box on his jammies is what was lame.

See? You should come out more often. That closet you're in needs a good cleaning anyway.

 

[brianmanahan]

Free drinks and all you have to do is swat his hand away from your crotch like one time? What can go wrong?

well i dont drink, so theres not much upside imho

 

[alkemyst]

At least you dodged the slap when you were born...your poor mom however wasn't so lucky

 

[brianmanahan]

Going to that party wasn't such a bad idea after all. You running away like a frustrated short bus rider who just spilled his juice box on his jammies is what was lame.

welll i gues there is always next time

 

[brianmanahan]

At least you dodged the slap when you were born...your poor mom however wasn't so lucky

my mom got slapped? im not really getting your momjoke tbh

 

[alkemyst]

my mom got slapped? im not really getting your momjoke tbh

http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-ugly.shtml

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.

 

[Childs]

I don't know how to say this without sounding like a bully, but you must look like one weenie mofo if people think they can open hand slap you like a bitch. The only way it could have been worse is if you started crying, and since you ran, I'm thinking you did and just left that part out. A guy like you shouldn't be talking sh1t.

 

[momeNt]

http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-ugly.shtml

You should have said parents then, not just his mom.

 

[alkemyst]

You should have said parents then, not just his mom.

I don't think they found him yet, skippy.

 

[Perknose]

welll i gues there is always next time

Just don't post about it here.

 

[Destiny]

well the gay dude called me today, left a voicemail. said he was sorry which surprised me. also said he would be willing to make it up and go out for drinks sometime...

D:

i think ill just pretend i didnt get his message

He got your number?

Don't be surpised if he comes knocking on your door!

 

[brianmanahan]

He got your number?

Don't be surpised if he comes knocking on your door!

yeah i guess my friend gave it to him, im so TO'd at him right now

 

[WelshBloke]

Could you possibly be this guy?<br />
<br />
NSFW warning. Though I encourage everyone to read it when they can if only for the quality illustration

WTF? Pee bottles, inability to use a toilet. Is that a forum for the mentally disabled?

 

[surfsatwerk]

WTF? Pee bottles, inability to use a toilet. Is that a forum for the mentally disabled?

Bodybuilders... so yes it is.

 

[WelshBloke]

Bodybuilders... so yes it is.

Ahhh ok.

I didn't go any further than the OP so didn't want to make too many assumptions about the place.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

It's probably been said already... but next time you have the urge to talk... you probably should just not...

 

[Hugh Jass]

He should have stabbed you in the face...with his dick.

 

[thejunglegod]

i figured hed think it was funny, was really just trying to make small talk

Small talk with a gay dude. What did u really want Brian?

 

[dawp]

I say we start a poll and each picks a type of person that slaps brian next.

I'll go with a bull ***.

 

[Rhezuss]

i figured hed think it was funny, was really just trying to make small talk D:

You should stop talking, you're bad at it.