I grabbed some mother's ass at the movie theater.

[NikPreviousAcct]

Leaving the theater with Bockchow after seeing the Incredibles. There was a lady in front of me with two really small kids running ahead of her. She opened the door and kept walking. I followed putting the back of my hand to the door, intending to pull my hand away and reach for my keys. I looked back to make sure Bockchow was just behind me, and he was. As I looked forward, beginning to turn right toward the exit, drawing my hand away from the door, I didn't notice that the woman had stopped in front of me to hold the door with her body and helping her kids to put stuff into the trash can. My hand went flat, palm first, against her jeans and I felt the outline as my body pulled my arm as I was walking away.

:Q



I go "... I am SO sorry! I didn't see you!" and she goes "oh, that's okay" and smiled and went back to helping her kids.



man... I suck.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Nik the MILF hunter.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Was she hot?

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Nik
man... I suck.

Well, you got that right

 

[zoiks]

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Nik the MILF hunter.

:thumbsup:

 

[brigden]

Funny thing is; that's the most action he's seen in years.

 

[LeetViet]

Sounds like she liked it.

 

[IndieSnob]

:thumbsdown:

 

[mobobuff]

She's at home telling her husband about this over dinner.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Was she hot?

She was respectably attractive, yes. But seriously, dude... it wasn't cool.

 

[FoBoT]

she has 2 small kids, she probably did like it

no biggie

 

[Kalvin00]

What a pimp.

 

[dbk]

you go you

 

[LtPage1]

im sure you made her day.

 

[aircooled]

did it feel good?

 

[Wallydraigle]

I hate to be one to do this, but you know someone was going to anyway:



:camera:s

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Was she hot?

She was respectably attractive, yes. But seriously, dude... it wasn't cool.

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: brigden
Funny thing is; that's the most action he's seen in years.

And is the most action he will get for years to come.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: brigden
Funny thing is; that's the most action he's seen in years.

bwahahaha!

 

[lavagirl669]

how did it feel? :evil:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
how did it feel? :evil:

squishy

 

[MegaWorks]

I know she's a mom, but cmon seriously it had to feel good for a moment.

 

[aircooled]

can I smell your finger?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
how did it feel? :evil:

squishy

For some reason, that's cracking me up. :laugh:

I think it's the voice I'm imagining saying it.