I grabbed some mother's ass at the movie theater.

[StormRider]

What did it feel like?

 

[kyparrish]

hahahaa

 

[konakona]

she goes "oh, that's okay" and smiled
translation : more please

 

[ariesleader]

So got some action ...

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
That's actually the most I've had in 4 months.

now that is sad

 

[Jynx980]

I touched some mother's boobah at the mall the other day. I was getting in line for some fud and these people were in limbo of the line so I asked them if they were in line. They were so I went behind them at the same time this person was also getting in line. My hand went against the boobah. I apoligized and then soiled my pants. Thank you.

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily

Words: "American Express"? Well placed finger: Moneyclip?



j/k, I'm not really that cynical (close but not quite).

 

[Ausm]

HAHA I did that to a buddy of mine once...reached around him and goosed this chicks ass....she slapped him upside the face. I laughed my ass off

Ausm

 

[Gothgar]

this thread is useless without pics

 

[DurocShark]

Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

One of these days I'm going to do that too. I've caught myself almost doing that a few times.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

I'm surprised she didn't make a scene.

"THIS WEIRD GUY IS GRABBING MY ASS !!! PERVERT!!!"

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Nik the MILF hunter.

:thumbsup:

 

[thegimp03]

Funny thing is; that's the most action he's seen in years.

haha!
instead of apologizing, wink next time.

 

[deerslayer]

Sweet.

 

[eelw]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

Not as good as my friends story. He's about to go through a door. But from the other side, a girl pulls open the door. My friend not looking reaches for the doorknob, grabs something else and twists. Let's just say, there was some unconfortable silence following this happening

Edit, to avoid confusion, this scene happen during high school.

 

[oogabooga]

this thread is marked for future hi-larity, this is great

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: eelw

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

Not as good as my friends story. He's about to go through a door. But from the other side, a girl pulls open the door. My friend not looking reaches for the doorknob, grabs something else and twists. Let's just say, there was some unconfortable silence following this happening

wait. most doorknobs are about waist level. so unless she was a midget, she either: had some sagalicious boobage, or she was really a he.

 

[eelw]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: eelw

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

Not as good as my friends story. He's about to go through a door. But from the other side, a girl pulls open the door. My friend not looking reaches for the doorknob, grabs something else and twists. Let's just say, there was some unconfortable silence following this happening

wait. most doorknobs are about waist level. so unless she was a midget, she either: had some sagalicious boobage, or she was really a he.

Sorry, forgot to mention this happen when my friend was in high school.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Originally posted by: StormRider
What did it feel like?

Hahahahahahahahaha.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: eelw

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: eelw

Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nik's never washing that hand again...

I actually did something similar once.

I was in a store with my wife. She was standing next to me while I was looking at something, and I reached over to grab her ass. It didn't feel right and I looked up and it was someone else! My wife had wandered over to another rack, and this (cute but like 17) was standing next to me.

First time in my life I was speechless. After trying to get an apology out of my mouth for a few seconds, I gave up and headed out of the store.

Not as good as my friends story. He's about to go through a door. But from the other side, a girl pulls open the door. My friend not looking reaches for the doorknob, grabs something else and twists. Let's just say, there was some unconfortable silence following this happening

wait. most doorknobs are about waist level. so unless she was a midget, she either: had some sagalicious boobage, or she was really a he.

Sorry, forgot to mention this happen when my friend was in high school.

a girl pulled the door open, but her boyfriend could have been standing next to her. :Q

 

[mcveigh]

does that mean your hand was cheating on you?

 

[vshah]

once i was in line at a supermarket, unloading things from the cart to the belt. i was looking at the belt, and blindly reaching behind me to grab stuff out of an overflowing cart. well once when i blindly reached behind me, i grabbed the boob of a girl...probably about my age, who had snuck between me and my cart and was bending over to look at candies etc. i felt the need to say something right away, so i said the first thing that popped into my head.... "you're not milk" then she laughed and i apologized and it was cool, and the guy at the register was giving me the "oh yeah" look which was a little freaky.

anyway...hope you had fun nik

-Vivan

 

[dbzwukan]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Nik the MILF hunter.

I guess that makes Brokchow the camera guy.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily