I grabbed some mother's ass at the movie theater.

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

"You don't have to leap straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!"

It's sad when common sense makes it into humor.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily

 

[aplefka]

Nice... it would've been better if you had given a little squeeze though, then she really would've had something to tell her gorilla husband who is now out to kill you about.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily

Touch is the easiest way.

A good smell, sound, or suggestion (verbal or not) can go a long way too. :evil:

 

[Klixxer]

This thread is SO very suggestive now.

 

[PlatinumGold]

i nominate this thread as most pathetic ever.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
i nominate this thread as most pathetic ever.

Coming from you that is a great compliment?

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
That's actually the most I've had in 4 months.

now that is sad

Is anyone really surprised?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily

Touch is the easiest way.

A good smell, sound, or suggestion (verbal or not) can go a long way too. :evil:

How about a subwoofer and a skinny radio jockey?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

Nik knows how to get 'em wet :Q

It's not tough.

I've found that only a few "choice" words or a well placed finger does the trick easily

Touch is the easiest way.

A good smell, sound, or suggestion (verbal or not) can go a long way too. :evil:

How about a subwoofer and a skinny radio jockey?

Depends on the woman.

 

[alphadude]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Was she hot?

She was respectably attractive, yes. But seriously, dude... it wasn't cool.

It was an accident that probably got her soaked. It happens, you'll live.

LOL

 

[Dubb]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
i nominate this thread as most pathetic ever.

seconded

or...maybe "most pathetic that wasn't also hillarious at the same time" (spider...)

 

[Brutuskend]

So, she dug it right?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
im sure you made her day.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Viperoni

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Nik the MILF hunter.

:thumbsup:

 

[pyonir]

"I'm gonna ask you do something, but i'm not sure if you'll like it or not. Stick out your left buttcheak."

 

[mwtgg]

Damnit, I came in here planning to ask if her butt feels like a man's, but then that line was already used.

So, I got nuttin.

 

[5ayle]

Add one for the SPANKBANK!!
4 months passed, 4 more to go.

 

[BW86]

ooohhhh yeah

 

[Brian23]

I bet by woman, he REALLY means Rossman.

 

[shimsham]

you did a good thing

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: LeetViet
Sounds like she liked it.

Nik probably made her day. maybe even made her heart skip a beat

:beer: for Nik

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: LeetViet
Sounds like she liked it.

Nik probably made her day. maybe even made her heart skip a beat

:beer: for Nik

kinda like you with your free Playboy mag ?

 

[IHYLN]

i dunno how someone with 36,000 posts has the time to go out for movies

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
how did it feel? :evil:

squishy

who was it that started that famous thread about whether a guys butt and a chicks butt feel the same?

StormRider