LOL - I was scratching my leg with my red pen, which I *thought* was closed. Now I have to walk around all day with red scribble all over my khakis. Good thing I really don't give a flying fvck what anyone thinks about me.
Could be worse. My husband spilled an entire coke (with ice) in his crotch near the start of a plane trip. Had to sit there with wet jeans shorts and a puddle under his butt for a couple hours 'til we landed.
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