i hate dogs even more now

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StinkyPinky

Diamond Member
Jul 6, 2002
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The apartment my bedroom shares a wall with got a kid recently and it won't stfu... The wall sounds paper thin. I've gone over there and pounded on the door but nobody is there. Will management do anything about it?

No, because a child is a human being. A dog is an animal from a different species.
 

SandEagle

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Aug 4, 2007
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Blocked at work and I need to know what Dry Docking is!

i just found out. it is the funniest thing i have read in awhile.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

lol
 

Harrod

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Apr 3, 2010
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Blocked at work and I need to know what Dry Docking is!

dry dock 311 up, 106 down
Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.
 

superccs

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find a loud recording online of a dog barking. every time his dog barks, play yours loud. do it in the middle of the night. early morning. all day. every day.

Play dog barking noises when you leave fo rwork and turn them off when you return
 

DesiPower

Lifer
Nov 22, 2008
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Dogs don't belong in society unless you live on several acres. these should all be rounded up and killed along with their owners.
 

DesiPower

Lifer
Nov 22, 2008
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in both instances they need to shut the fuck up.

People don't let their crying children out in the backyard all night. Nor do the children go around pissing and pooping all around the neighborhood.
 

Ns1

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Jun 17, 2001
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People don't let their crying children out in the backyard all night. Nor do the children go around pissing and pooping all around the neighborhood.

Doesn't matter where they are, crying kids need to shut the fuck up.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Dog is the direct source of aggravation. If the people were barking/playing loud music/etc, they would be the direct source of his ire.

The dog is just being a dog. The dog has no control over the situation it's owners put him in. The dog doesn't even know it's doing anything wrong...since the owners aren't there to correct the behavior.
 

OlafSicky

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Another prime example why we should ban all private pet ownership. It's cruel to the animals and to the people around them.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Don't hate/blame the dog for its shitty owner's behavior.

Also a dog barking is the least of your concerns if you live in a shitty apt with paper thin walls.
 

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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The dog is just being a dog. The dog has no control over the situation it's owners put him in. The dog doesn't even know it's doing anything wrong...since the owners aren't there to correct the behavior.

I never said it was rational. I just explained the behavior.
 

MovingTarget

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Jun 22, 2003
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Dogs bark. There is nothing wrong with this. It is perfectly natural and expected, especially from certain breeds. Your beef is with the paper-thin walls and pet policy of your apartment building. If the owners were not treating their dog properly causing it to bark, then you can take issue with them.
 

drebo

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Feb 24, 2006
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both you dudes need to show up at my door one day.
If I lived next door to you and you had a barking dog, I would.

That said, both my neighbors currently have dogs and neither has any issues with barking. So no issues with them.

They do let them run around out front with no leesh, though...which if my son was older, I'd have a real problem with.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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If I lived next door to you and you had a barking dog, I would.

That said, both my neighbors currently have dogs and neither has any issues with barking. So no issues with them.

They do let them run around out front with no leesh, though...which if my son was older, I'd have a real problem with.

sort of different story, you seem to wish death on any dog.
 
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