I HATE LOVEBUGS....!!!!!!!!!! (w/ pic)

[aphex]

Florida + Lovebugs = SUCK

http://www.aphexii.com/pics/damnbugs.jpg

I got a car wash YESTERDAY. Thats just sick.

 

[ElFenix]

they were engineered in a lab in florida. they have no known predators besides peterbuilt and chrysler.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Like lakeflies up here in WI. Just deal and move on. Next time, don't buy a black car.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
they were engineered in a lab in florida

I've heard that before, but the local paper proved it false.

 

[notfred]

Don't live in Florida?

 

[Dirigible]

That's so gross. Curse you, mother nature! Curse you to hell!

 

[Auryg]

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Like lakeflies up here in WI. Just deal and move on. Next time, don't buy a black car.

Except lakeflies are much, much worse. I was mowing yesterday (in MN) and I couldn't even see the gass there were so many of them sitting on the ground.

And of course, when you go by them with a mower, they all feel the urge to attack your face.

 

[jlee]

Love bugs suck..I agree.

Fortunately, I don't have do deal with them anymore..they haven't got this far north yet. If they do, hopefully they'll freeze to death.

 

[jrphoenix]

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Like lakeflies up here in WI. Just deal and move on. Next time, don't buy a black car.

The thing with love bugs is that their acidic bodies eat the paint off your car if left on too long. They suck!!!!!

 

[Steve]

I thought this was about VW bugs.

 

[mcvickj]

DAMN!!! That looks just about as bad as the front of my white Impala. Damn bugs..

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: jrphoenix

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Like lakeflies up here in WI. Just deal and move on. Next time, don't buy a black car.

The thing with love bugs is that their acidic bodies eat the paint off your car if left on too long. They suck!!!!!

Birdsh!t is really acidic as well. The More You know...........Star

 

[Brentx]

As a lot of other midwesterners have noted, Lakeflies are worse. Here in the Milwaukee area we don't get them, but go north for about 30 minutes and your car will be pulverizing them on the freeway . Stupid bugs.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: ElFenix
they were engineered in a lab in florida

I've heard that before, but the local paper proved it false.

the paper is obviously brainwashed by the illuminati conspiracy

 

[Sqube]

That's why I live in Maryland.

When the cicadas kick in though... it looks about that bad over here, plus the fact that you can't walk 10 feet without stepping on 30 or 40 of the sumb!itches.

 

[Leros]

Is a love bug like a june bug?

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: JToxic
Is a love bug like a june bug?

No.

http://www.floridaenvironment.com/programs/fe00508.htm

 

[lrad50]

hahahahahaha

at least you don't get doves sh!tting all over your car like mine

 

[Nohr]

From a thread yesterday:

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[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: Brentx
As a lot of other midwesterners have noted, Lakeflies are worse. Here in the Milwaukee area we don't get them, but go north for about 30 minutes and your car will be pulverizing them on the freeway . Stupid bugs.

I am about 100 miles north. How much grass in in Milwaukee as well as stagnant water.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Brentx
As a lot of other midwesterners have noted, Lakeflies are worse. Here in the Milwaukee area we don't get them, but go north for about 30 minutes and your car will be pulverizing them on the freeway . Stupid bugs.

Ever drive in lovebug season down south?

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: jrphoenix

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Like lakeflies up here in WI. Just deal and move on. Next time, don't buy a black car.

The thing with love bugs is that their acidic bodies eat the paint off your car if left on too long. They suck!!!!!

Birdsh!t is really acidic as well. The More You know...........Star

I'd rather clean bird crap off my car than lovebugs...after a few days, they just don't come off..not without a lot of work, anyway.

 

[JDrake]

lol repost

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: JDrake
lol repost

Isn't everything?

 

[OJ]

Just got back from a trip to Memphis, we hit a swarm of honeybees at 80 MPH on the expressway, it looked like smoke across the road, they make a splat about the size of a silver dollar.

I had to pull off at the next exit and clean the windows, I must have hit several hundred!!!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Damn! That reminds when I drove through PA on the tollway. I ran into 5,000 fireflies.

Everytime they hit the windshield they would glow for a few seconds before they died!