I hate my cats

[rudeguy]

My cats killed a rabbit and hid it in our basement.
We found it after it had been rotting for a few weeks.

Yay cats.

Don't be upset.

They got a little confused by the whole Easter thing....

 

[Modelworks]

The cat wants you to eat better so you live longer, it is waiting for the paperwork it secretly took out to be finalized naming it as your beneficiary. You don't think all these people really left their money to their pets do you ?

 

[Barfo]

Cats are assholes. Everybody knows this.

 

[plumbob]

Cats are assholes. Everybody knows this.

Are you a cat???

 

[coreyb]

My cats are awesome, they act like dogs and are lower maintenance.

 

[Zebo]

Get a pitbull problem solved. Plus pittypit will sleep with you and alert you of interlopers. Trifecta.

 

[dfuze]

Never understood why animals like to chew on cables, I've lost large CRT monitors and PC power cords years ago to this stuff.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Yet another reason why Cats Suck™.

 

[dfuze]

Cats are assholes. Everybody knows this.

Are you a cat???

I'd like to see an answer to this one Barfo

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[rudeguy]

awwwe

Kitty wave bye bye

 

[Zebo]

haha have to admit cool cat. Our cat i don't see much unless he brings a mouse or snake in the house but he aint that cute.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[sourceninja]

I take it no one has thought about training the cats? We have had 9 cats. I've never had one with undesirable behavior. We spend a lot of time with them as kittens training them to be good cats.

 

[meltdown75]

I hate cats too. The best cat is the kind that runs inside the closet and hides the moment I enter the door.

kitty by the closet door?

 

[mikej007]

My cat had a cling-on this morning that she attempted to get off of her by rubbing her ass all over the kitchen floor and then dragging it into the living room. This all just as I was about to leave for work. I wanted to drop kick her.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

My cat had a cling-on this morning that she attempted to get off of her by rubbing her ass all over the kitchen floor and then dragging it into the living room. This all just as I was about to leave for work. I wanted to drop kick her.

A cling-on? Like this?