I hate old people!

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BoomerD

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Wow, that device exists?

So cool; I almost fashioned one out of spare parts years ago, when a friend had
wildcats eyeing her ducks.

there are several decent quality "motion sensor sprinklers" on the market today. They're pretty good at getting neighborhood cats and dogs off your lawn...work fairly well for deer and other pesky wildlife...and SHOULD do a decent job on teenagers and malingerers like the OP who feel entitled to cross your lawn because they're too lazy to walk around.
 
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Old people don't care what the OP thinks because they will be long dead while the OP is still acting like a spoiled, entitled wanker.
 

pcgeek11

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Not even kidding, there actually was an old man that used to complain to me about walking on his lawn!

I long time ago I had a job at Walmart, and I used to walk to the store for exercise, and to save money on fuel. Anyways, some old bastard had trees planting right next to the road, so you couldn't walk by. So, I could either walk in the street in a busy intersection, or cut through this old mans yard.

Guess, which I picked?

Well he didn't like that, and stopped me to complain two times. He went on and on about how everyone is cutting through his yard, and it's trampling his grass.

After the third time he tried to flag me down, I just gave him the finger and kept walking.

The old fucker was more worried about blades of grass, than people getting run over in the road!

It's his lawn and you have no right to trample it.

Are you so stupid that you would get ran over in the road?
 

keird

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This is true. People old enough to remember, forget and people too young to have experienced life before the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, and the other pollution control laws don't seem to grasp the magnitude of the pollution problem that was. I remember driving through paper mill country in northern Wisconsin and my dad running the windshield wipers to clear the ash. There was a permanent gray snow storm around the mills. My wife talks about going to the Outer Banks as a kid and there were almost no seabirds due mostly to DDT and PCBs. The comeback since the bans has been incredible.

I think field trips to the local waste water treatment plant and landfill ought to be mandatory for all high school kids so they can get some idea of how it is that life here doesn't suck.

I was telling my 6 year old daughter about the litter that I saw when I was her age. Along the highway in the the 1970's were cans, bottles, McDonald's Styrofoam and paper bags. That was normal back then. This guy started showing up on Saturday morning cartoons and my generation began our indoctrination to Keep America Beautiful


It's gotten so much better. Then I deployed to eastern Europe in 2001 and 2007. The younger troops were aghast at the amount of litter everywhere. Streams are trash bins and city dumps constantly burn. As we convoyed through the acrid smoke of one dump and saw some guy poking a fire, someone quipped, "Well, the trash isn't gonna burn itself." But it does! It's constantly burning. The largest difference between the U.S. in the 70's and eastern Europe are those plastic grocery bags, jokingly referred to as the national bird of Kosovo.
 

Dude111

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mysticjbyrd said:
Not all old people of course, but as a general rule I don't like old people.

They are mean, spiteful, greedy, egotistical, ungrateful bigots.
Well of all people THEY REMEMBER HOW GOOD THE WORLD USED TO BE AND HOW MUCH OF A TRASH HOLE IT IS NOW!! (So its understandable)
 

smitbret

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I won't end up like them if I can belp it.

Am I alone here? I figured there would be a lot of people that sympathized with my position.

I am on your side. I think they're cranky because at some point they realize that they are a drain on society and basic things like taking a pee or making toast have become cumbersome adventures but they are still afraid of death.I sympathize, I would probably act the same way if I was faced with that bleak existence, day in and day out. It doesn't make it any less annoying to the rest of us though.
 

DrPizza

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Not even kidding, there actually was an old man that used to complain to me about walking on his lawn!

I long time ago I had a job at Walmart, and I used to walk to the store for exercise, and to save money on fuel. Anyways, some old bastard had trees planting right next to the road, so you couldn't walk by. So, I could either walk in the street in a busy intersection, or cut through this old mans yard.

Guess, which I picked?

Well he didn't like that, and stopped me to complain two times. He went on and on about how everyone is cutting through his yard, and it's trampling his grass.

After the third time he tried to flag me down, I just gave him the finger and kept walking.

The old fucker was more worried about blades of grass, than people getting run over in the road!
Ahhh, so there's the reason you don't like old people - they're the only ones who apparently will correct you when you're acting like an entitled little brat.
 
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FerrelGeek

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To be fair they were the greatest at selling out the country from under their children's feet so maybe that's what it's referring to?

No, that would be the early / mid part of the baby boom generation. The greatest generation was the one that grew up during the depression and fought in WW2, the vast majority of which have passed away.
 

Sonikku

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Man old people are the pits. They're needy, angry and always shaking their cane at me while yelling to get off their lawn. :'(
 

mysticjbyrd

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Now, they are screwing over everyone by voting for the Shilldabeast, instead of Bernie Sanders.

This is why they shouldn't be allowed to vote. They think they figured out the whole world thirty years ago, yet things have changed, and their mental states are completely divorced from reality. In general, they always, ALWAYS, pick the wrong candidate! For those that suggest that we can't do that, I disagree. There is precedent!

If someone is physically incapable of driving, then they will have their driving privileges revoked. It's the same thing here. They lack the mental capacity to make good decisions based on the future, so they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
 

Charmonium

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I am on your side. I think they're cranky because at some point they realize that they are a drain on society and basic things like taking a pee or making toast have become cumbersome adventures but they are still afraid of death.I sympathize, I would probably act the same way if I was faced with that bleak existence, day in and day out. It doesn't make it any less annoying to the rest of us though.
I think old people would be a lot more fun if pot were legalized. It's tough to keep that stick up your ass when you're stoned. So if the aging of the population really bothers you, you should work that much harder to get dope legalized.
 
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I think old people would be a lot more fun if pot were legalized. It's tough to keep that stick up your ass when you're stoned. So if the aging of the population really bothers you, you should work that much harder to get dope legalized.
Heh. The Beat generation of the 50's and the flower children of the 60's are the old people of today. Just about all of them have smoked pot and some still do. I don't know where young people today get their stereotypes from but old people aren't quite the sticks in the mud they seem to imagine them to be. mysticjbyrd probably doesn't actually know any other old people besides the jerks in his family. Seems the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
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Yeah, but some of us don't know where to buy it any more so we're reduced to using pharmaceuticals.
I hope to live to see the day when pot is legal across the US.

ime, scripts are far more dangerous and addictive. I avoid them like the plague. At 56 I have never had a standard prescription for any pharmaceutical drugs and hope to maintain that status for the remainder of my life. I refuse to donate money to big pharma unless it becomes absolutely mandatory to save my life.
 

PowerEngineer

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This is why they shouldn't be allowed to vote. They think they figured out the whole world thirty years ago, yet things have changed, and their mental states are completely divorced from reality. In general, they always, ALWAYS, pick the wrong candidate! For those that suggest that we can't do that, I disagree. There is precedent!

Just as you seem so sure that you have figured out the whole world too. And since you can't be mistaken, then anyone who sees the world differently must be wrong. Yeah, right...

If someone is physically incapable of driving, then they will have their driving privileges revoked. It's the same thing here. They lack the mental capacity to make good decisions based on the future, so they shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Based on the logic you are putting on display in this thread, an argument could be made that you lack the mental capacity to make good decisions right now and therefore shouldn't be allowed to vote either.

Your persistence in posting about politics in OT rather than P&N is also a mark against you. If the mods are reading this, I suggest that you give offenders like the OP a modified "vacation" during which they can only post in P&N. A punishment that fits the crime.

Or maybe there should be a non-voter diminished metal capacity forum...
 
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