So lemme get this straight. You live in MI, where it snows all the time, and you have a really long driveway, no 4WD car, and no way to plow your driveway?
Fail.
Why don't you buy a 4 wheeler or a small tractor that you can attach a plow or blower onto?
Buy a Subaru.
What good would that do me?
"30 Fucking Minutes" would change to "Only 3 Fucking Minutes! w00t!"
You sure about that?
Fool.
Sure. She's the smaller one:
See, I had a tractor, but sold due to me being in poverty and my house in foreclosure lolcake.