A couple of months ago I went to the local Subway with a friend to grab lunch. It's the closest place to eat, at we're both lazy as fvck, so I'm willing to make an exception to my "SUBWAY SUCKS" policy.
1. The two girls behind the counter (couldn't have been older than 17 going by looks, 3 if you go by the way they were acting) are clearly drunk, intoxicated in some other way, or mentally retarded. I'm not joking about these being the only possible scenarios.
2. One girl went "porno voice" when asking what we wanted on the sandwiches, MUCH to the amusement of the other.
3. The sandwiches tasted like crap; stale bread, bad veggies, etc.
4. I believe I heard a comment or two about my "nice ass" on the way out.
5. The sandwiches tasted like crap; stale bread, bad veggies, etc.
Needless to say, my "SUBWAY SUCKS" policy has been enforced strictly to this day.