- Girls that think that their life is just like one of the 4 women from Sex and the City.
- People that PIMP out their Dodge Neon.
- The person that brings Rice-A-Roni to a barbeque.
- That movies like Soul-Plane are actually made.
- The tremendous sense of superiority Apple users get over PC users.
- The terrible anxiety that you get right out of college that everyone else is doing better than you are.
- People at an American restaurant that pronounce Calamari as Kalamar, while acting cocky about how they are saying it.
- That I am making this list at work when there are other, more important things I should be doing with my time.
- The arguments that develop when talking about politics while drinking.
- People who think they are the shit because they are good at beer pong.
- People that still do impressions from old movies that were played out a long time ago.
- When you are a little kid and accidentally hurt another little kid, so you play hurt in order to lessen the consequences of what you accidentally did.
- Trying to mask the cold sweat, severe pain, and terrible anxiety you feel when you have diarrhea around friends, and there are no restrooms around.
- Cheating off someone in a test who you thought was smart, and getting a D.
- The friend that never has any money when its time to pay.
- Going on wikipedia to look for a specific thing and winding up somewhere totally different because of all of the links you pressed.
- Walking in a professional business buildings restroom and seeing that someone hasnt flushed.
- Walking in a professional business buildings restroom and seeing that people still write immature things on the stall walls.
- People who do more talking than working out in a gym.
- The pain you get when you cut your nail too short.
- When you feel extremely strong but a paper cut makes you want to cry.
- Knowing you are a good person, but also knowing you would get a slight satisfaction from seeing someone going through an obvious red light getting whacked.
- Lending someone money that doesnt have any on them, and then being called cheap when you ask to be repaid a few days later.
- When a librarian Shhhh! is louder than the level you were speaking to deserve it in the first place.
- Girls that fart comfortably around a guy.
- Being the first to order your food, but being the last to get it.
- David Schwimmer.
- When someone tells you to stop dilly dallying.
- When someone enters your office to talk and says knock knock without actually knocking on anything.
- Two people having a loud conversation on a fully loaded elevator.
- People who press the elevator button after it has already been touched as if it will help to make the elevator come faster.
- That vacations never last as long as you expect them to.
- That foreigners dont know how to tip at restaurants.
- People that can dish it but cant take it.
- The countless hours spent wasted on Facebook
- Outrageous convenience charges.
- People that sample every flavor of ice-cream and dont buy anything.
- When every girl pouts their lips in a group photo.
- Being caught looking at someone, forcing you to want to look again, then being caught a second time.
- The smell of old peoples houses.
- When people whisper to one another while smiling and looking at you, making you wonder if they are talking good or bad things about you.
- That every girl wishes they had a man like Edward Cullens, who is a fake vampire.
- People who have their away messages on but are still at the computer.
- Hooking up with the girl at the party you thought was ugly in the beginning of the night.
- People that call you a poser as if they started the trend.
- Wrinkle free shirts that wrinkle.
- Biting into a Popsicle with your front teeth.
- The film that Cap N Crunch leaves on the top of your mouth.
- Buying a shirt, never wearing it, but refusing to throw it out because you keep telling yourself that you will wear it eventually.