I have a confession...

[z0mb13]

I am close to 30 years old and dont know how to ride a bicycle..

is it too late to start now? How hard is it to learn?

I am quite active (swim and jog a lot), and relatively fit for my age.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I am close to 30 years old and dont know how is babby formed..

fixed it for ya...

 

[zerocool84]

Make sure you start off on a large hill and go down your first time. You'll learn quickly.

 

[RESmonkey]

Just grab a bike and go with it. It's not hard. And no, you won't fall, even if it feels like you will.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I am close to 30 years old and dont know how is babby formed..

fixed it for ya...

babby is formed by kissing, no?

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I am close to 30 years old and dont know how is babby formed..

fixed it for ya...

babby is formed by kissing, no?

No, you just have to hold hands.

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I am close to 30 years old and dont know how is babby formed..

fixed it for ya...

babby is formed by kissing, no?

No, you just have to hold hands.

I thought it happened when you washed underwear together.

 

[imported_yetti]

I thought babbies were brought by the stork.

 

[octopus41092]

No, it's not too late. It's easy to learn. The hardest part is overcoming the feeling that you're going to fall. Just keep going and you'll naturally keep your balance.

 

[JM Aggie08]

The next step is learning how to wipe ones own ass.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Were you even raised in America? WTF?

 

[lyssword]

I remember I learned how to ride a bike at age of 6.

Step 1, choose a hill with a slight slope so you dont have to pedal.
Step 2. Push off with your foot, sit and stir.
Step 3. ??????
Step 4. Profit

P.S I call shens, no way someone doesn't know how to ride a bike

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Were you even raised in America? WTF?

No I was not raised in America

 

[octopus41092]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Were you even raised in America? WTF?

No I was not raised in America

That explains a lot.

 

[S Freud]

I am nearly 22 and do not know how to swim. A lot of people that I tell this to don't believe me, I had a traumatic experience when going through swimming lessons at a young age and never went back. I've thought of trying to learn but it seems embarrassing at my age.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: S Freud
I am nearly 22 and do not know how to swim. A lot of people that I tell this to don't believe me, I had a traumatic experience when going through swimming lessons at a young age and never went back. I've thought of trying to learn but it seems embarrassing at my age.

I think it would be more embarrassing learning how to ride a bike

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: S Freud
I am nearly 22 and do not know how to swim. A lot of people that I tell this to don't believe me, I had a traumatic experience when going through swimming lessons at a young age and never went back. I've thought of trying to learn but it seems embarrassing at my age.

Dookie in the shallow end?

 

[Blieb]

First, we must answer the question of the ages ...

Can you teach an old dog new tricks?

But seriously ... since you're older you can ride around with your feet on the ground pushing ... get a little momentum and it basically holds you up without effort ... it's all about leaning for balance and not over steering.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist

Originally posted by: S Freud
I am nearly 22 and do not know how to swim. A lot of people that I tell this to don't believe me, I had a traumatic experience when going through swimming lessons at a young age and never went back. I've thought of trying to learn but it seems embarrassing at my age.

Dookie in the shallow end?

Fucking hilarious call.
First time forums made me laugh

 

[Farang]

babies are made by penis ejaculating semen into vagina

yes you should be embarrassed if you cannot ride a bike or swim at that age

bunch of idiots in this thread

 

[IronWing]

Step one: Buy a helmet and wear it. At age 30, banging your head on the pavement will do a lot more damage than the same blow would have at age 10. Your brain tissue stiffens as you age so head injuries get a lot more serious as you age.

Step two: Once you've become comfortable wearing the helmet, go find a bike...

 

[ViviTheMage]

imo, more people outside oft he US would know how to bike then people within the US.

I need stats to back up that idea though

 

[Sea Moose]

http://www.walmart.com/catalog....do?product_id=2061597 <--- You going to need this

 

[Pheran]

It shouldn't be too difficult to learn, especially if you are already in decent physical shape. The unfortunate secret to bike riding is that the faster you are going, the easier it is to maintain balance. Get a bike and a helmet, wear long/thick clothes in the beginning (or pads) and find yourself a flat relatively empty parking lot to practice in.

 

[glenn beck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCzRQtUt97Q


here is a quick tutorial for you