I have a grand theory on existence.

darkxshade

Lifer
Mar 31, 2001
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What if our planet is actually just an electron and our solar system is an atom. The combination of solar systems together form a galaxy which might just be a cell. All of these galaxies/cells together form the universe which is actually a living being who's also living on a planet that's just an atom of a cell in a living host which happens to be you so the cycle is just one big giant circle jerk. So beyond our universe however there are possibly limitless other universes(essentially people) because they all happen to live on a planet across multiple planets in their universe(you). And there are multiple universes(the rest of us) that together intertwined created a complex series people living in people living in you.

Thus the big bang is simply your hosts conception and the universe expands because this host is growing but one day he will get old and die or hit by a car and the universe will shrink and disappaear into nothingness along with the rest of us. It is possible we don't comprehend this because what is a lifetime to us is simply a mere fraction of a second in the grand scheme of the being we live in and their lifetimes a mere fraction of a second in our lives. If we were ever to invent a microscope that could zoom in infinitely and take a snapshot, we may just see ourselves. :Q

Do you think I have enough material for a new religion?
 

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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As long as we're not living in the anal region, then I am good with your theory.
 

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: darkxshade
What if our planet is actually just an electron and our solar system is an atom. The combination of solar systems together form a galaxy which might just be a cell. All of these galaxies/cells together form the universe which is actually a living being who's also living on a planet that's just an atom of a cell in a living host which happens to be you so the cycle is just one big giant circle jerk. So beyond our universe however there are possibly limitless other universes(essentially people) because they all happen to live on a planet across multiple planets in their universe(you). And there are multiple universes(the rest of us) that together intertwined created a complex series people living in people living in you.

Thus the big bang is simply your hosts conception and the universe expands because this host is growing but one day he will get old and die or hit by a car and the universe will shrink and disappaear into nothingness along with the rest of us. It is possible we don't comprehend this because what is a lifetime to us is simply a mere fraction of a second in the grand scheme of the being we live in and their lifetimes a mere fraction of a second in our lives. If we were ever to invent a microscope that could zoom in infinitely and take a snapshot, we may just see ourselves. :Q

Do you think I have enough material for a new religion?


lets review basic chemstry...
So our solar system is an atom... which one?

Well we have exactly 1 sun at the center... so Hydrogen?

oh wait...
We have <9 8 planets orbiting it... so Oxygen? Flourine?
And then there is that broken electron which orbits between mars and jupiter, and another one beyond Neptune...

Oh wait...
our 6th and 7th planet are ggigantic and massive... so our atom has protons or neutrons orbiting where we expect more electrons?

oh wait...
then we have these things called moons, which orbit planets.
So exaclty what part of an atom orbits an electron?

oh wait...
Then we have these things called comets which are more like the childrens game spirograph than a real orbit... not even sure what those might be in your idea.




perhaps your scientific expertise should stick what its familiar with... like the position of the red crayon in the crayola box.
 

Cutterhead

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So what you're saying is, we could all be living inside one cancerous cell in the lungmeat of a dead hooker in the trunk of a Cadillac?

Someone please tie the blow into this and we can have the universal ATOT Theory of Hookers and Blow.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Feb 17, 2005
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Let's imagine a closed system where each hooker is a boson, and each gram of blow is a fermion...
 
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