<< you're lucky...I can't get a damn interview and neither can anyone else around here...sent out about 30 resumes...no responses >>
Maybe you should have wiped the beer stains off the resumes before you sent them
Actually, this is a true story: We had an intern (man....she was HOT!!! She looked just like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angles), and he emailed 20 different firms for employment when she graduated. Her resume stated that she was in charge of virus protection on a corporate network (which she was....she updated the definition server for Norton). After she emailed her resumes out, they all started coming back saying "Your email in infected with a virus. We could not read it" Heheheheeheheheheheh.....funny