"I have ADHD"

[Valkerie]

ADHD is a chemical problem, mentally and physically. It can be cured by the way.

You suck at math and you have problems, socially.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

do....do YOU have adhd?

 

[Ronstang]

It is a behavioral problem, not a chemical problem and it is WAY over diagnosed these pathetic days.

 

[MichaelD]

The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

 

[Rock Hydra]

I don't have Attention Defic---Hey, look at the kitty!! :heart:

 

[seanws]

i answered......... hey look a chicken

 

[Valkerie]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

I swore off calling people names, but you are an idiot.

 

[Valkerie]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

I swore off calling people names, but you are an idiot.

this person is a hippo-krit (name called, yes I name called)

BAN HIM and BAN ME

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

Ah, no. I ran into enough REAL problems in my life, AND got myself out of all of them, without crying that I have some "disorder."

The only people that REALLY have disorders are those that absolutely cannot control themselves and do bad things to themselves or others.

I.E. I have a family member that is bipolar. Really? Yeah. He set his parent's house on fire. With him in the house. And the family in there, too. He almost died from smoke inhalation/burns. He IS SICK.

Lazy people that fall asleep in class or at work b/c they partied until 3:00AM are not sick. They are stupid.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

I swore off calling people names, but you are an idiot.

this person is a hippo-krit (name called, yes I name called)

BAN HIM and BAN ME

WTF is a "hippo-krit"?

BTW, kill yourself.

- M4H

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Valkerie

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Cure:

1. Purchase a 18" long piece of 1" diameter pipe from Home Depot
2. Wrap some duct tape around one end to provide a solid gripping surface
3. Whenever you feel yourself "fading" or "losing focus" take that piece of pipe and smash yourself as hard as possible on the kneecap of your choice


I GUARANTEE your "ADHD" will quickly begin to go into remission.

Damn hip kids...everyone's got a "disease" of some type. How'bout "I'm lazy and sloth-like and I'd like to blame my own shortcomings on some hip, socially acceptable disease?"

:roll:

only you would know, 'cuz you did it on yourself. thank you for the advice I'll try it on my kids.

Ah, no. I ran into enough REAL problems in my life, AND got myself out of all of them, without crying that I have some "disorder."

The only people that REALLY have disorders are those that absolutely cannot control themselves and do bad things to themselves or others.

I.E. I have a family member that is bipolar. Really? Yeah. He set his parent's house on fire. With him in the house. And the family in there, too. He almost died from smoke inhalation/burns. He IS SICK.

Lazy people that fall asleep in class or at work b/c they partied until 3:00AM are not sick. They are stupid.

Dude, you promised you would never rat me out. I am now so embarassed.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I'm sorry, but by attention wandered, was was the poll about again?