I have indigestion....WTF

[CreativeTom]

 

[tami]

go to sleep.

 

[BigJ]

Tum, tum, tum, TUMS!

 

[FoBoT]

take some medicine

 

[K1052]

Pepto

 

[ActuaryTm]

Make out a will. Death is imminent.

 

[CreativeTom]

No...I have tried over the counter crap....it's not working.

Tums....didn't work
Gaviscon.....nope
Rolaids.....uh uh

 

[JoeKing]

grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

 

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Make out a will. Death is imminent.

:shocked:

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

That doesn't sound like fun.....I know I can't do it to myself, you want to come over here and do it for me???

 

[gigapet]

fart

 

[backinsac]

I can't believe somone hasn't mentioned it already.

Sex, and lots of it.

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: backinsac
I can't believe somone hasn't mentioned it already.

Sex, and lots of it.

Well that's true...but at the moment the only thing to have sex with might be the old trusty palm pilot with the five stylus'

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing
grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

That doesn't sound like fun.....I know I can't do it to myself, you want to come over here and do it for me???

sure, but I gotta warn ya. I'll only use a spoon.

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing
grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

That doesn't sound like fun.....I know I can't do it to myself, you want to come over here and do it for me???

sure, but I gotta warn ya. I'll only use a spoon.

are you a doctor??

 

[HumblePie]

1) Find a rope
2) Find a high rafter
3) Use a wobbly stool to reach high rafter with rope
4) Tie one end of rope to rafter
5) Tie other end of rope to neck
6) Start dancing the Macarena and hold your breath at the same time.


Heartburn problem now solved! :beer: CHEERS :beer:

Side effects of treatment may include: bruised neck, vertigo, drowsiness, paralisys, and possible death. Please consult your physician before trying remedy

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing
grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

That doesn't sound like fun.....I know I can't do it to myself, you want to come over here and do it for me???

sure, but I gotta warn ya. I'll only use a spoon.

are you a doctor??

Dr. of getting down and freaky

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: tami
go to sleep.

Try pooping.

It works.. :thumbsup:

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: HumblePie
1) Find a rope
2) Find a high rafter
3) Use a wobbly stool to reach high rafter with rope
4) Tie one end of rope to rafter
5) Tie other end of rope to neck
6) Start dancing the Macarena and hold your breath at the same time.


Heartburn problem no solved! :beer: CHEERS :beer:

Side effects of treatment may include: bruised neck, vertigo, drowsiness, paralisys, and possible death. Please consult your physician before trying remedy

lol ahhhahahahahahahahaha nice one.

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: JoeKing
grab an exacto knife, open your shirt, and get to it trooper.

That doesn't sound like fun.....I know I can't do it to myself, you want to come over here and do it for me???

sure, but I gotta warn ya. I'll only use a spoon.

are you a doctor??

Dr. of getting down and freaky

OK.....now i am real scared!!!!

 

[Lonyo]

How long have you had it for?

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
How long have you had it for?

3 hours

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
How long have you had it for?

enema cures everything