I hope I die before I get old

[IronWing]

An attempt to salvage a soggy roll of toilet paper will end up costing someone several hundred dollars.
Fire crews were called Saturday afternoon to a Foothills senior living complex in the 1500 block of East River Road when a smoke alarm was triggered, Capt. Barrett Baker, spokesman for the Tucson Fire Department, said.
Someone had put a wet roll of toilet paper in the microwave. It began to burn and filled the apartment with smoke, causing several hundreds dollars in damage.


http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/pol...cle_f77b067c-baa2-11e2-b588-0019bb2963f4.html

Cheapskate.

 

[Mixolydian]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

 

[highland145]

Hell, he could have just ate it.

Idiot.

 

[Cuda1447]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

A little early there, no?

 

[tcG]

Be careful what you wish for...

 

[Soccerman06]

Oh god a new microwave, how expensive.

 

[thecrecarc]

I kinda wanna go before I lose physical and mental capabilities. Dying painfully and strapped to a bed isn't fun

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

You dont have to hope. Just sayin.

 

[Mixolydian]

A little early there, no?

At 40, your life is half over. Nope, not early.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Oh god a new microwave, how expensive.

Plus smoke damage.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Isn't that from a song?

 

[Mixolydian]

Isn't that from a song?

The Who.

 

[1sikbITCH]

At 40, your life is half over. Nope, not early.

lol noobs. Next they'll want to fill out online paperwork

 

[dud]

Foolishness and a lack of common sense are not limited to the "older' portion of our society. People of many different ages have misused a microwave to dry things.

Many of those things were living things. Google it and note the ages of those who misuse it.

 

[olds]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

<--- makes a note of this

 

[nickbits]

A little early there, no?

Not for me either. At 33 I've already done everything I want to do in life and the thought of continuing for another 30 years or whatever is dreadful. I'm fine with dying anytime.

 

[lxskllr]

Death's not a big deal. Everyone gets wound up about it, as though there's some kind of sense of loss. Like you missed the train, and are standing on the platform wishing you got there earlier. It doesn't work that way. Dead is dead. Everything that happened beforehand is what you made of it, and there's nothing afterward. No worries...

 

[WilliamM2]

Not for me either. At 33 I've already done everything I want to do in life and the thought of continuing for another 30 years or whatever is dreadful. I'm fine with dying anytime.

So why are you still here?

 

[Greenman]

Not for me either. At 33 I've already done everything I want to do in life and the thought of continuing for another 30 years or whatever is dreadful. I'm fine with dying anytime.

Best of luck to you.

 

[BUTCH1]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

Chickenshit, when you reach 40 your just gonna do a Thelma and Louise right?, BULLSHIT...

 

[BUTCH1]

Not for me either. At 33 I've already done everything I want to do in life and the thought of continuing for another 30 years or whatever is dreadful. I'm fine with dying anytime.

Amazing, isn't there ANYTHING about being alive that amuses interests you?.

 

[LightPattern]

Not for me either. At 33 I've already done everything I want to do in life and the thought of continuing for another 30 years or whatever is dreadful. I'm fine with dying anytime.

I'm about there too.

I'm around for my family now, not for myself.

 

[Blain]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

You really need to change your perspective.
You need to keep working for a long time, so your withholding taxes can help fund my SS checks.

 

[TheVrolok]

Some fairly disturbed people in this thread.

 

[JulesMaximus]

seriously. i really hope i die before i reach 40.

So do I.

 

[Wheezer]

Christ, the assumptions are strong in this thread.