I just got a Pr0n movie in the mail....

[Static911]

I didn't order it...apparently it was addressed to someone else and well, they must have put the wrong addy...

I ordered some DVD's too, so I opened it without actually looking at the To: address.

what should I do?

No, I didn't watch it; it is still shrinkwrapped. How can I return it? No invoice payment or anything...but I do have the From: address (a business).

It is Girls gone wild Extreme 4.

I don't want to be caught doing fradualent mail stuff or anything.

all serious help is appreciated

static911

 

[yobarman]

that white residue on it isn't anthrax

 

[punkrawket]

KEPP IT !!!!

free is good, especially if it's pr0n

just think, it could be a neighbors, don't watch it with the volume loud

 

[Static911]

me, keep it? HAHAHHA...no!

But do I return it back to a post office? (It was sent via USPS).

But if they refuse it, I can use at as a cool coaster. Yeah baby!

static911

 

[khtm]

I think you should rip it into DivX and host it on a ftp server so we ALL can enjoy it!

 

[JERR]

give it to your local post office and explain what happened. would have been better if you hadn't opened it though. If you threw away the shipping package then just sit on it.

 

[StageLeft]

OK First of all you didn't just say you'd use that as a coaster did you? CURSES.

Anyway, you could call the place that shipped it and say they screwed up and if they send back a pre-paid envelope/package you'll put the stuff back in and send it back to them.

 

[ShizNitz]

<< that white residue on it isn't anthrax >>



Funny stuff. However, even though it's not anthrax, don't touch it!! ...on second thought, don't taste it, either!!

 

[Tauren]

It really isn't porn. It's just women flashing and stuff. My buddy has it and the chicks are sooooooooooo skanky. Give it back!:disgust:

 

[Static911]

man, i pulled allniter and I finally read the From: address a second time around...

there is a url I can go...guess someone bought this thing online...well, thanx guys for input...gonna return it ASAP...

cheers

static911

 

[dman]

Sue them for being exposed to a horrible, graphic, exploitation of women. Use the money you win/settle to buy even MORE pr0n.

 

[Static911]

I CALLED THEM! AND GUY HUNG UP ON ME AFTER SAYING "JUST RETURN IT TO ADDY ON BOX!"

MAn....

screw them: url is Business URL


static911

 

[khtm]

Why don't you just put it back in its box, write "RETURN TO SENDER" on it with a big black marker, and throw it in a mail box?

 

[jlee75]

<< I CALLED THEM! AND GUY HUNG UP ON ME AFTER SAYING "JUST RETURN IT TO ADDY ON BOX!"

MAn....

screw them: url is Business URL


static911 >>


keep it then! f-ck them! if you don't want it give it to a buddy or something

 

[punkrawket]

keep it, or throw it away, or sell it on egay if you really don't want it

i say to heck with them

 

[Static911]

khtm

does that work?

I'm afraid they will come back and track me (doesn't have really have the delivery confirmation thingy)...but will that work?

static911

 

[Haribo]

Got damn free pr0n... and you want to get rid of it???

key word: FREE!!!!!!

Anything free is good, almost

 

[pulse8]

<< I'm afraid they will come back and track me >>



Track you for what?!?! The pr0n industry isn't the mafia, man!


Just put return to sender. They will have no idea where it came from, but you shouldn't have to worry.

 

[royaldank]

The right thing to do is mail it to me.

I just happen to be a professional when it comes to misplaced pron items sent through the mail. Meaning that I personally screen all items and make sure they are not obscene and that there are no glitches in the movie.

After testing, I will do the proper thing with the items...I'll mail them to my buddy who is also a professional in this sort of situation.

I am here to help.

 

[iamwiz82]

<<

<< I'm afraid they will come back and track me >>



Track you for what?!?! The pr0n industry isn't the mafia, man!


Just put return to sender. They will have no idea where it came from, but you shouldn't have to worry. >>



you apparently havent seen Ron Jeremy and Kobe Tai(sp?) when they get pissed off.

 

[yobarman]

The girls gone wild series were never good in the first place. Just use it as a coaster..you'll see more porn on fox at 8pm

 

[iamwiz82]

<< The girls gone wild series were never good in the first place. Just use it as a coaster..you'll see more porn on fox at 8pm >>



sexy sorority sweethearts was a good GGW. The 2 chicks who make the porno. That one was so hot.

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

GGW is the best DVD ever!!! I demand that you send it to me!!!

the normal GGW is pretty softcore

extreme is well....the girl stuck a lollipop u know where and yeah....omg, i love all the ggw movies

 

[y00ycdz]

send it to me!! PM me for addy and i'll pay shipping as well

 

[yakko]

I'll give you $2 + shipping for it. I got a friend who would like it since he is too dumb to download it from the newsgroups.