I just got stalked by a crazy woman!!!

[zerocool84]

I just got stalked by a crazy woman. I went out to go meet a girl tonight for some coffee and this other chick I had only seen once two weeks ago showed up there with her best friend. She sat down at our table and I was like wtf what are you doing here? She told me to tell the girl who she was and I said you're just a friend, we only hung out once weeks ago and we talk every couple days. I was afraid she`d murder me so I immediately left and have not gone home yet. I have no idea how this chick found out where I live but I never told her where I lived. I got a voicemail from the crazy chick from the other chick`s phone saying she has her phone now and that the girl I went to get coffee with tonight is going to need my help cus she beat her up in the parking lot. I'm not kidding about any of this. I'm seriously scared to go home cus this chick is crazy and sounds like she`d even do something to my car. I only saw this crazy girl once two weeks ago and we talk every couple days, not even anything serious. This chick is freaking crazy. I am seriously not joking around at all.

 

[Nintendesert]

Shens.

 

[Cuda1447]

Wow. Reserved space.

 

[TecHNooB]

*lawnchair*

 

[Modular]

Only one solution: Molasses and oatmeal.

 

[l0cke]

This space for rent, discount rate for stalkers.

 

[rwhoward5]

is she hawt

 

[datalink7]

If I'm reading it right, you were sitting down on a date with a girl and this other girl sat down so you got up and left? And then that girl beat up your date and stole her phone? And now you're hiding, after abandoning your date?

Either shens or you're acting like a major coward.

 

[preslove]

Parody?

If not, call the damn police. If nothing else, so you can help the beat up girl in the parking lot.

 

[preslove]

If I'm reading it right, you were sitting down on a date with a girl and this other girl sat down so you got up and left? And then that girl beat up your date and stole her phone? And now you're hiding, after abandoning your date?

Either shens or you're acting like a major coward.

Yeah, this too. OP, you're a major pussy.

 

[Crusty]

....

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Parody? Shens?

Because nobody brags about being a girlie man

 

[mrblotto]

 

[IronWing]

Jake Blues would know what to do. Channel him.

 

[SunnyD]

If this isn't a troll/parody/shens, then why the fuck haven't you called the police already?

 

[Perknose]

I went out to go meet a girl tonight for some coffee and this other chick I had only seen once two weeks ago showed up there with her best friend. She sat down at our table and I was like wtf what are you doing here? She told me to tell the girl who she was and I said you're just a friend, we only hung out once weeks ago and we talk every couple days. I was afraid she`d murder me so I immediately left and have not gone home yet.

There were two females at that table, not counting the crazy chick.

 

[Tristicus]

Lolz.

 

[Barfo]

pics of both girls?

 

[rwhoward5]

pics of both girls?

THIS

 

[JS80]

Sorry op I lol'ed.

 

[Lifted]

You should definitely call your mom to come and protect you. Better still, go to moms house and hide in your room while your mom calls her mom and gets this all taken care of for you.

 

[Ika]

am i on the front page?

 

[BudAshes]

You should definitely call your mom to come and protect you. Better still, go to moms house and hide in your room while your mom calls her mom and gets this all taken care of for you.

hahah

 

[Inspector Jihad]

looooool

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Better call for back up:biggrin: