I just *knew* I was forgetting something

[yh125d]

So my mom asked me last night if she could shower at my place before she went out while I was at work. Naturally, I scoped my apartment and hid some of the more "awkward conversation" items. Lube, paper towels at computer, pipe, etc. Swept the floor to make it look decent and took out the trash


I had a haunting feeling all day at work I was forgetting something, but never thought of anything until I received this text message...


"nice fleshlight!"







Anyone else have similar stories?

 

[Bird222]

You missed the biggest one.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does your mom know what a fleshlight is? That is the question of the day.

 

[goobernoodles]

You own a fleshlight? Reviews plz. lol

 

[yh125d]

You own a fleshlight? Reviews plz. lol

Heh, I have two :awe:

 

[AstroManLuca]

Did you make sure to at least hide all your dragon dildos?

 

[dud]

I am SO glad that I did not have this problem when my mother was still alive.

For some reason I pity you ...

 

[Ns1]

not sure if srs

 

[Lithium381]

wtf they are real? i thought it was an internet joke

 

[Zeze]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

 

[PottedMeat]

wtf they are real? i thought it was an internet joke

there's a "24HR XXX VIDEO" place on the interstate nearby that has a big banner - "FLESHLIGHTS"

Anyone else have similar stories?

lol, no.

The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

 

[yh125d]

 

[Newbian]

So why is your mom coming to your place just to shower?

 

[yh125d]

Because she lives an hour away and I live 5 minutes from the place she's going, and also there are washing machines here she needed to use

 

[bommy261]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

Thank you. I got a good laugh out of that. LOL

 

[Printer Bandit]

pics of mom holding the fleshlight?

 

[Lithium381]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

beat red? were you doing it wrong?

 

[Kadarin]

pics of mom holding the fleshlight?

This. She's sounds pretty cool...

MILF?

 

[olds]

shens

 

[DaTT]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

What was your mom walking on your "beat-red erect cock". Some sort of fetish? With your mom?

 

[Lithium381]

PSA: beware of socks laying on the floor / bed of hischool or college aged boys......

 

[Platypus]

this didn't happen, OP.

 

[busydude]

I'll bite.

When I was 16, I was caught masterbating once. This happened to all of us, but mine was incredibly cringe worthy as she walked on my full, beat-red erect cock was puking the man juice.

She gave me a lecture and even brought a towel to clean up my pool in front of me.

Wow! Your mom must have had impeccable eyesight.

 

[arcenite]

PSA: beware of socks laying on the floor / bed of hischool or college aged boys......

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

should of said, "no, it's a flash light"