i just swallowed some toilet paper, is this safe??

[jupiter57]

wtf

Uhm, Yeah, that's what we all used to say.

 

[BudAshes]

LOL!
this thread title reminded me of a guy I went to High School with.
Blatantly gay, he told people that he would masturbate onto a tissue, then eat the tissue!
Just one of the many things he seemed to want to tell everyone about his "adventures"!

OP, are you sure it was snot on that tissue?:biggrin:

I don't think that has anything to do with being gay...

 

[brianmanahan]

Try swallowing some bleach to rinse it out and let us know how that works for you.

says right on the bottle thats harmful :|

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Do you have a square to spare?

 

[gorcorps]

most toilet paper is actually bleached to hell and back, so there's a very real possibility you've caused some internal damage

you might cough some blood up next time you have a cold, but you should be okay in the long run

 

[Engineer]

wtf

Indeed. My head just exploded.

 

[Fritzo]

Actually, you're in luck. The fact that you ate toilet paper means you don't have to wipe the next time you poop!

Quite the time saver.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I used to crush up pain killers and wrap them in toilet paper, then swallow. I'm not saying it's safe, but I'm still here.

Why wrap them in toilet paper?

 

[brianmanahan]

thanks guys, i am glad to report that no long-term damange was done by eating toilet paper.

 

[sandorski]

It will strike when you least expect it.

 

[shortylickens]

thanks guys, i am glad to report that no long-term damange was done by eating toilet paper.

No long term damage YET.

Report back in 2031.

 

[balloonshark]

He had a grin when he was caught eating the toilet paper. Can you guess what type of grin?

 

[Spacehead]

thanks guys, i am glad to report that no long-term damange was done by eating toilet paper.

Splelling?

Eating TP... sounds like you snorted it. You know that's gotta be some sort of gateway. Did you snort those pickles too?

 

[sdifox]

thanks guys, i am glad to report that no long-term damange was done by eating toilet paper.

Judging from your posts, I would say it definitely damaged you.

 

[brianmanahan]

Splelling?

Eating TP... sounds like you snorted it. You know that's gotta be some sort of gateway. Did you snort those pickles too?

nobody ever warned me that toilet paper is a gateway drug

 

[Torn Mind]

thanks guys, i am glad to report that no long-term damange was done by eating toilet paper.

Famous last words triggering a nostalgia trip before bidding farewell?

 

[MovingTarget]

I'm glad that ATOT has committed itself to long-term scientific research...on itself. As an ATOT "old fart" and member of the control group in this experiment, I'm glad this one turned out okay.

Carry on, y'all.

 

[IronWing]

Consider it from the perspective of the toilet paper, a far better fate than allotted to most of its kind.