I just watched the worst movie ever made.

[BudAshes]

Pretty Woman was the worst I actually saw at a cinema. Ashamed I even sat through it, but someone else dragged me in there.

I had a whole alternative storyline worked out by about half way through, whereby Julia Roberts' character would turn out to be the daughter of a factory worker who had lost his job after Gere's corporate-raider asset-stripped the business, and then killed himself, leaving the family in poverty. And the whole thing of being Gere's fake girlfriend was a ruse for her to get close enough to him to stab him to death. I was disappointed - the actual movie turned out to be unmitigated boring (and moderately offensive) garbage from start-to-finish. But they should do a remake with that twist.

You can't count movies that weren't made for you. That's a chick flick.

 

[Kaido]

I liked that more than Flyboys. So very many cliches so very poorly delivered

The one thing I will say about Flyboys is that

Spoiler

I loved the ending where he was like, screw this, and whipped out the guy & shot the bad guy in the sky. Such a great little revenge twist! Watching that scene again makes me realize the death scene was kinda cheesily acted, but it was a great feeling when it happened because he's just like, screw you jerk! hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2PZv2mTDQ

It was like that scene in Indiana Jones with the swordsman, where Ford was just like, I don't have time for this, and shoots him lol.

 

[rh71]

You should watch more B movies then if you think a mainstream movie like that was bad.