I keep finding chunks of cottage cheese in my shower

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Could be a real nasty case of tonsil stones >

 

[SagaLore]

You're wrong. When I was living with my sister she had a yeast infection. Everytime I would step into the shower there were pieces of "it" everywhere. We only had one bathroom in the house so I was forced to bath outside with a bucket.

You probably masturbated in the shower too. That was all you.

 

[TecHNooB]

this thread is vomit inducing

 

[Fayd]

Do you take your shoes off when inside your home?

i wear flip flops. there's no benefit in tracking them through my house. i'd feel weird if i did.

 

[soulcougher73]

Just bring the roommate into the bathroom and point at it and be like "You eat cottage cheese in the shower?" Should embarrass her enough to take care of it.

Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Just bring the roommate into the bathroom and point at it and be like "You eat cottage cheese in the shower?" Should embarrass her enough to take care of it.

This!!!

 

[brainhulk]

all you need is potassium hydroxide and you can do the whiff test