I keep injuring myself in the shower

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

Your mommy?

You could ask my Mommy. Too bad she's dead. But perhaps you're into that sort of thing.

Sorry.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

Your mommy?

You could ask my Mommy. Too bad she's dead. But perhaps you're into that sort of thing.

Sorry.

 

[moshquerade]

klutz?

 

[Cyco]

Down the road, not across the tracks. It's the only way.

 

[bctbct]

thought this was going to be about blisters.

 

[Newbian]

Stop drinking before taking a shower.

 

[nakedfrog]

Subconscious desire to punish yourself for misdeeds?

 

[Exterous]

I would cut off one of your fingers as a lesson to the others. Perhaps then they will get the message that your face is not to be trifled with