I keep injuring myself in the shower

[Random Variable]

The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

 

[mesthead21]

lol wut?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Wear mittens into the shower.

 

[KLin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Shower

 

[aesthetics]

this does not surprise me at all

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Wear mittens into the shower.

Or a Scuba Mask - Covers nose and eyes...

Oh, and make sure your mom/sister/roommate/etc. don't leave any dildos in the shower...

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Wear mittens into the shower.

Ah, he could get two of those lufa mittens and they would be useful.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today is was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Wear mittens into the shower.

Ah, he could get two of those lufa mittens and they would be useful.

No, just regular snow mittens would be best. Perhaps wool.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

definitely sounds like you should not drop the soap... you know, with all those fingers flying around in there...

 

[SagaLore]

Definitely keep your fingers away from your butt.

 

[theflyingpig]

Cut your face off with a razor blade. It wont hurt, I promise.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Definitely keep your fingers away from your butt.

Pffffft.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: KLin
http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Shower

Bookmarked. Thanks.

 

[Baked]

Wear goggles and nose clip in the shower?

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Definitely keep your fingers away from your butt.

Pffffft.

feels good man

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Should I seek help?

unfortunately, there is no cure for retard.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

lmao

 

[bwatson283]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Should I seek help?

unfortunately, there is no cure for retard.

QFT

 

[Ika]

 

[rudeguy]

The only option is to start showering with a body guard. A freshly shaved and oiled German guy should do.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

Your mommy?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

Your mommy?

Well played.

/golf claps and heads to smoochy's house for his bath

 

[Eli]

Stop trying so hard.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
The injuries usually involve fingers (ostensibly my own) being inserted up my nose and/or into my eyes. Today it was a poke in the eye. Should I seek help?

Nah. Just ask Mommy to give you a bath.

Your mommy?

You could ask my Mommy. Too bad she's dead. But perhaps you're into that sort of thing.