I left a dead body in the trunk of my car overnight. Safe to eat?

Crescent13

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I left a dead body in the trunk of my car overnight. It was a warm humid night (~87 degrees in Texas)

Is it safe to eat? The bag I had it in is airtight and the meat didn't change color at all.

I decided to cook it and eat it anyway. Too good to pass up!


You should have passed up on the parody. See you in a week.
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sash1

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Originally posted by: Crescent13
I left a dead body in the trunk of my car overnight. It was a warm humid night (~87 degrees in Texas)

Is it safe to eat? The bag I had it in is airtight and the meat didn't change color at all.

I decided to cook it and eat it anyway. Too good to pass up!

cannibalism ftl. even if this is the millionth parody
 

pinion9

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It got a chuckle out of me!

How does one prepare a dead body for cooking, anyhow? Are there cannibal recipe books?
 

Crescent13

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Originally posted by: pinion9
It got a chuckle out of me!

How does one prepare a dead body for cooking, anyhow? Are there cannibal recipe books?

Well then I've accomplished what I intended to do with this thread .
 

AdamK47

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I hereby decree this thread unlockable. Any attempt to lock will result in the most disturbing hex placed upon the locker. You have been officially warned.
 

BoomerD

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Male or Female? Did you eat the "private parts"? If the corpse was the same sex as you, and you DID eat them....oh noes...gay cannibalism...
 

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http://ag.ansc.purdue.edu/meat_quality/aging_meat.html

Carcasses or meat are aged by holding them at refrigeration temperatures for extended periods of time after slaughter and initial chill. Aging (or conditioning as it is called in many countries) improves the tenderness and flavor of meat. There are two methods for aging meat: wet aging and dry aging.

Dry aging is much more expensive and takes longer than wet aging. Meat which is dry aged is hung in a very clean, temperature and humidity controlled cooler for a period of two to four weeks. During this time, enzymes within the meat break down the muscle and connective tissue making it tender. Moisture is lost from the outer parts of the carcass causing an inedible crust to form which must be trimmed off and discarded. The carefully controlled environment, the time involved, and the loss of outer portions of the carcass make dry aging a costly process.

Wet aging occurs when meat and its own juices are vacuum packed in plastic and boxed for distribution. Because the plastic packaging does not allow loss of moisture, the meat may absorb more moisture which results in an increase in juiciness and tenderness. Both methods of aging work well and can create a better product. The difference is that dry aging gives a more distinctive flavor while wet aging is much less costly and allows for a quicker entry to the market and therefore a much longer shelf-life.

Due to the carefully controlled conditions required to safely age meat, aging meat at home is not recommended.
 
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