"I like my coffee the way I like my women"

[sdifox]

free refill

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Covered in bees!

<standard coworkers are looking at me for laughing uncontrollably response>

 

[Vehemence]

not empty. I hate assholes who leave the coffee pot empty after taking the last portion. I don't know how that relates to women but goddamnit.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Delita
ground up and in the freezer

WINNAR!

No way. Why would you grind up the beans in advance? That's just wrong.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Covered in bees!

<standard coworkers are looking at me for laughing uncontrollably response>

I could say the same about your sig.

And that really is a great bit. I'd find it on youtube, but it's blocked at work. As it is, 95% of the people on here won't get the reference and will assume I'm retarded (which is accurate, so more power to them).

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Delita
In a sealed glass jar in the freezer

WINNAR!

No way. Why would you grind up the beans in advance? That's just wrong.

Fixed. Happy now?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Squirting all over my face?

 

[Journer]

in the kitchen and doing its job

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Covered in bees!

<standard coworkers are looking at me for laughing uncontrollably response>

I could say the same about your sig.

And that really is a great bit. I'd find it on youtube, but it's blocked at work. As it is, 95% of the people on here won't get the reference and will assume I'm retarded (which is accurate, so more power to them).

Boom

 

[ScottyB]

Hot, wet, and filled with cream.

 

[KeithTalent]

Full-bodied and warm.

KT

 

[SpunkyJones]

...dressed up in a Catholic schoolgirl's uniform.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: Delita
ground up and in the freezer

:Q :laugh:

 

[BoomerD]

Hot, strong, and black

Hot, sweet, and blonde

Hot and fresh

Almost any way but nasty and bitter.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: dNor
not empty. I hate assholes who leave the coffee pot empty after taking the last portion. I don't know how that relates to women but goddamnit.

You sound like me in the morning.

 

[herm0016]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Full-bodied and warm.

KT

:thumbsup:

 

[FeuerFrei]

empty?

dumped?

I don't know, I just don't like coffee that's all there is to it.

 

[AmpedSilence]

So, Is this how you spend your b-day? Posting on ATOT?

:beer: Cheers to a happy b-day!

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
So, Is this how you spend your b-day? Posting on ATOT?

:beer: Cheers to a happy b-day!

Thanks!!!

 

[Lonyo]

I prefer tea.

(And by tea I don't mean men. I mean I don't like coffee. Women are good though).

 

[Yanagi]

Waking me up in the morning, keeping me up at night.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
I prefer tea.

(And by tea I don't mean men. I mean I don't like coffee. Women are good though).

It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than us

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Covered in bees!

Damn you! Stole my response.

ZV

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
So, Is this how you spend your b-day? Posting on ATOT?

:beer: Cheers to a happy b-day!

Thanks!!!

you should be out crushing bees, showing them another year of Ned has come to pass, and you are still alive! :thumbsup:

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Squirting all over my face?

:laugh: