i lost my car in the parking lot at walmart today.

[eakers]

<< Evil eh?

So Puck, the goat-boy of the forest, made your car disappear for 15 minutes just to spite you? >>


yes. because i am eakers and im the victim.

*kat. <--

 

[Elita1]

Yikes! Poor Kat

Hey, at least you haven't lost something or someone INSIDE the Walmart. Now that's evil!

<---Had a heart attack when toddler ran off and hid at Walmart

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Yikes! Poor Kat

Hey, at least you haven't lost something or someone INSIDE the Walmart. Now that's evil!

<---Had a heart attack when toddler ran off and hid at Walmart >>



oh !! I hear that, nerve wracking isn't it when they pull the Houdini act in a store !!!

 

[Danman]

I lost my car in my school parking lot, I guess I wasn't with it that day.

 

[spanky]

all the more reason u should paint ur car HOT pink

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

<< i spent 15minutes wandering aimlessly around the parking lot at walmart today trying to find my car. it was both frustrating and embrassing.

just another reason why walmart is evil.



*kat. <-- broken brain for sure. >>



You know it's odd. Saman can remeber the first spot that they were born and come back to the EXACT spot over a year later to breed..

I can't find my GD car in a parking lot after I come out of a store

 

[ScottyB]

I feel for you eakers. The other day I went to go to a walmart actually and I went to lot 21 to get my car. I looked around where I normally park and couldn't find my car. I was like WTF. Then I started thing, "Maybe they towed it." and I started freaking out looking frantically for it. Then I remembered I couldn't park in my usual spot the previous weekend and I found my car.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Never had that happen to me. I have, on numerous occasions, been the only person out of four who knew where the car was parked though. It's my really cheap way of impressing my friends.

I remember one time while bird watching with some friends we hiked about a mile into a woods (no trails) and I ended up having to lead everyone back because they had gotten turned around. Came out of the woods about 10 yards up the road from the car. I have no idea how I do it though, guess I'm just really lucky and I recognise visual stimuli well.

ZV

 

[Goldfish]

I don't understand your logic. Wal-Mart is evil because you lack brain function.

 

[N8Magic]

<< I don't understand your logic. Wal-Mart is evil because you lack brain function. >>



?

 

[Paulson]

You can't go from living in a fantasy world (the internet) to such a big real world (walmart)

I'm surprised some guy didn't find you aimlessly walking around... specially if you were walking around for 15 mins...

Did you happen to look over your shoulders? I bet there was a group of guys just following ya



- Paulson... I'm being older than I should be. Weird.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Used to get very drunk in college & lose car for days on end...

 

[HappyPuppy]

Walmart definitely sucks, but it isn't evil.

The location of your car really isn't important anyway. Wherever you go, there you are. What difference does it make where something else is as long as you know where you are? Whatever environment you are not in contact with is inconsequential as long as you are capable of interacting with your current environment. When you become incapable of dealing with your current aberration you will begin babbling incoherentlly and the nice people in the van with lights on top will take you to a place where you will be safe. There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Big Brother will take care of you.

 

[wQuay]

<< You can't go from living in a fantasy world (the internet) to such a big real world (walmart) >>



I disagree with that statement. Wal-Mart is the only place where I feel like the Matrix is really true. Some KGB wannabe is always calling for "a security camera scan in sections A4, 5, & 6," Britney Spears is always telling me to buy Pepsi on Wal-Mart TV, and the same white trash and kids are fighting over the usual junk. Life really does seem like an alternate reality created by an evil intelligence to use me for its profit.

 

[Aceman]

I loose my car in parking lots all the time. I go to the Mall of America and have to write down that I'm in the Peach section row 5 before going into the mall. My only saving grace is that I'm stationed in Minnesota and probably have the only blue Grand Am with South Dakota plate in the whole parking lot.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

B.I.M.B.O....and bimbo was her nameO J/K

 

[Cougar]

Lay off the liquor, that should help the brain function a little better.

 

[walrus]

I once flew to LA and rented a car at the airport. I went to a large mall and when I came out I realized I didn't know what type it was or what it looked like. Took a while to find it.

 

[Mday]

YAY it worked

<-- hid eakers's car on purpose =)

 

[Evadman]

My truck sticks so far above everyone else I can see it no mater where I parked.

 

[djheater]

That's what you get for going out in public.

There is a walmart.com you know.

 

[amdskip]

the rows are numbered for a reason

 

[poopaskoopa]

So... Was the car found after 15 mins or no?

 

[Pastfinder]

just another reason why walmart is evil

Might I suggest you visit this thread: Link

 

[SilverThief]

See...the trick is to look for the car while not appearing to look for it. Walk like you know exactly where you are heading, just keeping moving outward in wider sweeps until you find it, or you walk out into traffic.