I might be in trouble with this lady at work.

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jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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come on people use some imagination.

all of a sudden she....turned around and flashed up her skirt revealing indisputable evidence of dudehood. This jarring turn of events forced me to reconsider my lifelong views on sexual preference, and led to the inescapable conclusion that I find myself uniquely drawn to chicks with dicks. I thus quit my job and opened up a fetish website catering to people like myself. Guess who my star model is?
 

Damn Dirty Ape

Diamond Member
Nov 1, 1999
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as the kittehs scamper away.

Originally posted by: MrLee
So this woman I knew was walking down the hallway at work in front of me. Let me describe the scene and it will help you understand the importance of the fact that she was walking in front of me. The hallway is bare bones drab white walls with very few doors. It runs down the center of the office because we have one of those neat modern offices where the office areas for the big wigs are all in the center which gives the hallways a chance to go down the windows. We call all look out the windows any time we want because they aren't behind the closed doors of the executives. It's actually a neat thing, but the important parts are in the center of the building such as the stairwell and other items and are hidden by a long hallway that people sometimes use as a short cut.

Anyway, this woman... Woman. I say woman because she's older than I am. She's actually in her late 30s but hides it very well. It's almost guaranteed that she's going to wear a short dress or skirt. It's never flamboyant, never flashy, always a solid or lightly striped color of grey or black. She's almost always wears a blouse of some sort. Most of the time she doesn't have a jacket on over her blouse and its pretty obvious that she pays close attention to the style bra she wears because its guaranteed to be seen through the thin material. She's thin, a little too thin for my ideal liking but I think that's because her olive skin makes her look thinner and her straight brown hair doesn't do anything to make her look any larger either. She's definitely attractive. I pay close attention to shoes when I'm in the office. For some reason shoes do it for me. Any female can buy a suit but it takes a strong personality to really pull of a pair unique, sexy looking heels.

Anyway again.... this woman is walking in front of me and since the hallway is clear of those that might catch me while I'm following her my eyes begin to wander and I actually start to daydream a bit about me with her. We have "quiet rooms". These are rooms that are literally just rooms with couches in them with phones and dim lighting. I swear they are there so women can pump milk out of their boobs for their kids later on, but none the less again, its modern so they are there. As guys we always joke about hooking up with people in the "quiet room" and seeing how loud we can be in there. So that's where my mind goes. I envision getting this woman in the quiet room. Well right when I get to one of the best parts of the daydream all of a sudden she step by step, Day by day, A fresh start over, A different hand to play, The deeper we fall, The stronger we stay, And we'll be better, The second time around.

 

Bootprint

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Jan 11, 2002
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Coles notes version of OPs post.

I have a foot/shoe fetish and I'm paranoid that some woman at work thinks I'm a stalker.
 

SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
Jan 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: clamum
Fresh Prince'd.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spend most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', actin' all cool
Playin some B-Ball outside the school
When a couple of guys - they were up to no good
Started causin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"
 

Engraver

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Jun 5, 2007
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: clamum
Fresh Prince'd.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spend most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', actin' all cool
Playin some B-Ball outside the school
When a couple of guys - they were up to no good
Started causin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air




P.S. - Quit stalking people and quit masturbating at work.
 

tasmanian

Diamond Member
Dec 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: mayonnaise
Originally posted by: clamum
Fresh Prince'd.

I was actually expecting that halfway through...

And then my boss popped in and said your tranfering to our parent company in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

 

tasmanian

Diamond Member
Dec 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: Engraver
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: clamum
Fresh Prince'd.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spend most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', actin' all cool
Playin some B-Ball outside the school
When a couple of guys - they were up to no good
Started causin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air




P.S. - Quit stalking people and quit masturbating at work.

Damn you beat me.
 

rasczak

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
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this post confused more than any woman has ever confused me in my entire existence...I am only hoping that Mr. Lee is really a woman thinking about lesbian love with some hot 30 y/o co worker then that would explain my confusion.
 

venkman

Diamond Member
Apr 19, 2007
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Dana from Step by Step was hot! I love Platinum Blonds, but none of them compare to Al when she got a little older. WOWZA!!!
 
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