I miss duck

[sdifox]

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<b>TastesLikeChicken</b> says duck TastesNothingLikeChicken, and <b>Mr. Pedantic</b> severely corrects other poster's duck misapprehensions. </p>
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<p>I don't want to think about what<b> Fanatical Meat</b> might do.

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<p>When TastesLikeChicken tells you duck doesn't taste like chicken, you have no choice but to believe him <img src="images/smilies/familiar/colbert.png" border="0" alt="" title="Colbert" smilieid="24" class="inlineimg" /></p>

 

[Muse]

What is a PCP?
Duck is definitely not for everyone.

PCP = primary care physician, sorry...

 

[Muse]

Primary Care Physicians that eat duck? Impossible! :biggrin:

Not only that, he recommended a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown to get it. Of course, he is 1/2 Chinese, 1/2 African-American.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

I'm living in a fucking backward town of 70,000 people where you can't buy duck to save your life, and the only Chinese restaurant serves "Peking Duck" like this:

The worst thing is the backward-ass provincials here think this is the "real deal".

Fuck me.

What a metroweenie. A quick yelp for "duck" in auckland shows a wide variety of options. I suspect you couldn't find your (insert flashlight here) with both hands and a rubber duck.

I'm sure none of it will meet your high standards so I suggest you start your own restaurant. It's you civic duty to edumacate you some provincials about proper victuals.

 

[feralkid]

^^^That's a bit harsh^^^

 

[dank69]

You killed Quacky!

 

[JM Aggie08]

You buddies with Elmer Fudd?

WABBIT SEASON, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

caps.

 

[Muse]

WABBIT SEASON, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

caps.

Oh, you're right, I was thinking of Daffy. He has no natural enemies, I guess...
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Regarding eating disorders: Any asshole can be bulimic or a glutton, but it takes some soul to be anorexic.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

What a metroweenie. A quick yelp for "duck" in auckland shows a wide variety of options. I suspect you couldn't find your (insert flashlight here) with both hands and a rubber duck.

I'm sure none of it will meet your high standards so I suggest you start your own restaurant. It's you civic duty to edumacate you some provincials about proper victuals.

I'm not actually in Auckland. I wish I were, but I'm not.

Sorry if it suddenly makes your feeble attempt at insult completely ineffectual.