A dinner consisting of numerous beers, doritos and peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't seem to be sitting as well as it has in the past....
which beers and what flavor doritos - this is paramount
which beers and what flavor doritos - this is paramount
Inconsequential. A young mans stomach can handle any combination of beer varieties and Dorito flavors. If they're not digested properly and converted to horniness then it's clear proof of aging.
This is true. My advances were also spurned due to claims of 'work night', 'bed time' along with 'your breath stinks'. I also believe an inadequate amount of alcohol was consumed by my target as well - due to similar reasons
which beers and what flavor doritos - this is paramount
Just wait. There will come a time when "laxative" enters into your regular colloquial lexicon.
Also a sign of aging. When you're younger it takes very little alcohol to get the target to overlook Dorito-breath. As you get older it takes more and more booze until eventually the only effective dosage results in the target passing out.
Bud light and Nacho flavored - a classic young man's combo
A dinner consisting of numerous beers, doritos and peanut butter filled pretzels doesn't seem to be sitting as well as it has in the past....
Tell me about it. I used to be able to drink a 12 pack at night on an empty stomach, then wake up the next morning and be completely fine. Now I'm lucky to drink 3 at night without having a massive migraine in the morning. Old age sucks.
This.So like, are you a hardcore lurker or did you lose your post count when we made the transition?
Tell me about it. I used to be able to drink a 12 pack at night on an empty stomach, then wake up the next morning and be completely fine. Now I'm lucky to drink 3 at night without having a massive migraine in the morning. Old age sucks.
Logan does not agree.LOL yeah.
i enjoy beer but more then 2 i tend to wake up with a hangover and a migraine.
fuck this getting old. someone should outlaw it.
Wait until you realize you can no longer stay up from Friday afternoon until Monday morning freebasing your entire paycheck and then be in the pilot's seat for that 8am flight to LA.
That's when life really starts going downhill
This.
OP, you're a wimp. Want me to send you some depends and a walker? Maybe a few Ensures?
j/k
DATS RACIST.........Hey - I will have you know that Friday night still went very well drink wise. I can confirm that a Greasy Mexican is still one of the worst shots I have ever done (Well tequila and mayonnaise). Apparently I just need a better food base now...