I need a gag gift...

[AFurryReptile]

For my company's white elephant gift exchange. Ideas I have so far:

- an old kid's guitar, painted camouflage
- Brokeback Mountain on Blu-Ray
- Something covered in copious amounts of glitter. Intended to explode on opening.

Any other ideas?

 

[Skitzer]

 

[purbeast0]

search spotted dick on amazon.

its canned spotted dick.

 

[Saint Nick]

Put your poop in a box.

Rancid shit: classic.

 

[Slew Foot]

Poop Shaped Pillow

http://www.fleces.com/

 

[KGB]

 

[brainhulk]

This is a favorite thing of mine to do for people that have never seen it.

I take a can of spam or corned beef and carefully remove the wrapper. I then stick a gift card worth usually alot more than what other people are bringing. I rewrap the spam so the the card cannot be seen.

It's pretty hilarious to see all the people exchanging the spam. the last person who is stuck with it usually gets pissed off...until they find out the treasure wrapped inside

 

[highland145]

First thing that came to my mind.

 

[invidia]

Buy a jar's worth of sperm from a sperm bank and put it in a milk bottle

 

[zebano]

This is a favorite thing of mine to do for people that have never seen it.

I take a can of spam or corned beef and carefully remove the wrapper. I then stick a gift card worth usually alot more than what other people are bringing. I rewrap the spam so the the card cannot be seen.

It's pretty hilarious to see all the people exchanging the spam. the last person who is stuck with it usually gets pissed off...until they find out the treasure wrapped inside

I did that too, except I eventually had to reveal the gift card because so many people were complaining. "What type of cheap-ass bitch could only bring 2 cans of SPAM?" and "Someone needs to be taken out back and taught some manners" were the lines I distinctly remember being thrown around. Needless to say once the $20 B&N gift card was revealed people started stealing the SPAM....

 

[boomerang]

Chia Obama

 

[IndyColtsFan]

You can thank me later.

 

[KeithP]

Fizzy bacon drink tablets:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e678/

-KeithP

 

[Fritzo]

I actually bought a ceramic white elephant for my party. It weighs like 25 lbs too

 

[AstroManLuca]

A Twilight poster.

 

[krylon]

The whole point is to not spend any money which a lot of people here don't seem to realize.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Give them this word scramble and then call them racist when they incorrectly solve the puzzle.

 

[DesiPower]

damn, i missed again

 

[Slew Foot]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2127185

 

[0roo0roo]

someone linked to a poop pillow yesterday

 

[nageov3t]

why is Brokeback Mountain a gag gift? :hmm:

 

[MotionMan]

Whatever you get, pack it in one of these.

MotionMan

 

[AFurryReptile]

Chia Obama

Might have a winner here. This is Texas - I'd be lucky if it lasted until the end of the exchange without being "dropped."

 

[AFurryReptile]

Whatever you get, pack it in one of these.

MotionMan

Love this idea. I'm going to do this. $5 shipping though, wtf

 

[dud]

Attended a Christmas party many years ago with a Chinese auction. I bought a little desk plaque that read "When you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."

It was the cheapest but most popular auction item.