I need a girl

[Kroze]

:brokenheart:

 

[Orsorum]

No you don't. You need more Kleenex and some lotion, and a good night's rest, and outside interests. The girls will come in time.

 

[iwearnosox]

What's this? You've got so much stuff you want to give half away?

Have no fear: Girl is the answer!

 

[Kroze]

you don't understand.

 

[acemcmac]

dude... girls are evil. Thats why im still online and drinking instead of going to bed.

i ph3ar my own bed... thats how bad it is.... its a fvcking ambush

 

[MikePanic]

buy a motorcycle

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: MikePanic
buy a motorcycle

better yet, buy a yacht. That's what im gunna do

 

[neutralizer]

i bet a lot of us need one too.

 

[Kroze]

my first girl ever that i've been with since high school for 4 years. we're broken up for good this time. I just don't know what the fk to do. I can't sleep, sobbing, confused.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: MikePanic
buy a motorcycle

better yet, buy a yacht. That's what im gunna do

I'm serious. SeaRay Sundancer :beer:

 

[Deeko]

I have a girl. Sucks for you.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Kroze
you don't understand.

Ah, but we do. You're actually a sociopathic serial killer. You prey on women, but only if they are dressed in red and carrying a blue handbag. Your last "fix" was weeks ago, b/c you just haven't seen an appropriately dressed victim.

Right?

See? We DO understand.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: MikePanic
buy a motorcycle

better yet, buy a yacht. That's what im gunna do

I'm serious. SeaRay Sundancer :beer:

You know those chicks in the boat pornos are paid actresses, right? They don't come with the boat.

 

[cronos]

you're not gonna find her here.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Kroze
my first girl ever that i've been with since high school for 4 years. we're broken up for good this time. I just don't know what the fk to do. I can't sleep, sobbing, confused.

typical reaction to your "first"

I've had 3 girlfriends over a year and had more girls for under a month, nonsteady than I can count. When you get to my point, or god forbid some "senior stud's" points... you wont care anymore

at least you've gotten more than 95% of ATOT. I hope at least

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: MikePanic
buy a motorcycle

better yet, buy a yacht. That's what im gunna do

I'm serious. SeaRay Sundancer :beer:

You know those chicks in the boat pornos are paid actresses, right? They don't come with the boat.

LOL! Cap'n Stabbin', anyone?

 

[warcrow]

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: MikePanic
buy a motorcycle

better yet, buy a yacht. That's what im gunna do

I'm serious. SeaRay Sundancer :beer:

You know those chicks in the boat pornos are paid actresses, right? They don't come with the boat.

ROFL. Thats the funniest boat joke I've ever heard!

I'd look for some paper... but... meh... circumstances too depressing

 

[Kroze]

typical reaction to your "first"

I've had 3 girlfriends over a year and had more girls for under a month, nonsteady than I can count. When you get to my point, or god forbid some "senior stud's" points... you wont care anymore

at least you've gotten more than 95% of ATOT. I hope at least

but i've been with her forever. i can't sleep at all now, can't stop sobbing. now i'm posting here. i don't know what the fck to do anymore.

I tried to talk to her on the phone but there's no love on the other side.

 

[acemcmac]

really man, cheer up....

I like to think about it this way... no matter what happens, it's her loss.

she doesent get to have a (stud/niceguy/yacht owner/computer or car fixeruper) like you in her life anymore :beer:

save further analysis for later

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Kroze

typical reaction to your "first"

I've had 3 girlfriends over a year and had more girls for under a month, nonsteady than I can count. When you get to my point, or god forbid some "senior stud's" points... you wont care anymore

at least you've gotten more than 95% of ATOT. I hope at least

but i've been with her forever. i can't sleep at all now, can't stop sobbing. now i'm posting here. i don't know what the fck to do anymore.

PM me your AIM sn... I'll set you straight

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

No you don't. You need a fvck buddy. For the past two weeks I've been in my first actual relationship in the last couple years and I now I am remembering why I prefer casual sex so much. Women, as a whole, (no pun intended...) are vastly overrated.

 

[Kroze]

4 years worth of memories and it only take 1 week to destroy it and end it.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Step 1. Relax and get over her...
Step 2. Pr0n
Step 3. Remeber the fact that you can check out hot girls and not worry about it.


CrackRabbit

 

[acemcmac]

casual sex is overrated. I have so much more fun just "taking care of" my urges and then leaving to hang out with my half dozen or so friends... whoever is free that night.

I can think of at least half a dozen things id rather do than have sex. it's not that great.get over it.