I need more Calories!

[BustAcap]

My BIO class is doing a daily calorie consumption lab... and I need to break the record of 15,000 calories in 12 hours.
What types of foods can you recommend that is high in calories but wont make me too full?

 

[Ulfwald]

BEER

 

[Czar]

Mayonese

 

[BustAcap]

Beer? I don't think so... Mayonese? Eewww...

 

[Engine]

Well, a twelve-pack of Mountain Dew will get you about 5 or 6 thousand calories.

 

[ATLien247]

Pasta is a good source of carbohydrates. The question is, though, do you want JUST carbohydates? If not, one word... LARD!

 

[Chef0083]

Go to Mcdonalds and get like to doubl quarter pounders. You may as well just tap a vain and inject the Calaroies.....

 

[Xzaver]

Powerbars Lots And Lots of them...

Regards,
-Xzaver

- Apple Cininem Is the best IMOA

 

[StageLeft]

hagen dahz ice cream is surprisingly full of calories. A 500 ml tub if you get the right stuff has about 1300-1400 of them. Otherwise go to a health food store and buy a weight gainer shake - by the way if you're not used to it you'll never get that many calories down your throat in that time

 

[BustAcap]

Anything that's like PURE calories?

 

[Viper GTS]

Hostess fruit pies. The blackberry ones are 500+ calories.

Viper GTS

 

[Adul]

Would this not be a healthy thing to do?

 

[BustAcap]

This wont be very healthy at all...no..
In fact I'm already getting pretty dizzy from the 5 candy bars I just ate...

 

[denali]

Heavy Cream should be over 800/cup.
Ready to eat frosting over 100/oz.
Look at some triple creem cheese.

 

[squirrel dog]

When I played football,I used to put about a cup of peanut butter in a blender,add 1/2 cup white sugar,2 eggs,1 cup of whole milk,and fill blender with real ice cream.Oh,and 1/2 bag of marshmellows.Sometimes I would add two bannanas. You can add the cals,I never did.I had a time keeping weight on.

 

[Oyeve]

Six double-quarterpounders with cheese outta do it.

 

[cxim]

seal blubber is the best way. I calculate 4.125# or 1875gms.

blubber is about 90% fat @ 9cal /gm of 100% fat.

or you could do lightly cooked bacon. The 4 1/8 # is wt after cooking.

anything else & you will need to eat 8.5 to 9 # dry weight....


Happy stuffing...