I need something translated to Spanish

[OneEyeWillie]

Ok so.... Due to language barrier and/or miscommunication at work the other morning, I found out I managed to hurt the feelings of a coworker pretty badly. I've got a card to write a note in and I have what I want to say written down, but I would like to get it somewhat accurately translated to Spanish. Is there anyone out there who would be willing to do this for me via PM?

 

[zerocool84]

Google Translate

 

[Rakehellion]

Just speak the "international language." Problem solved.

 

[shortylickens]

Did google translate go offline?

 

[rivan]

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

 

[Rakehellion]

If you do put your message in a card, you'll want to write down both the English and Spanish translation side by side so as to avoid any confusion about why you didn't speak Spanish yesterday but now you do.

 

[OneEyeWillie]

I was aiming for something a bit better than a broken up software translation. Thanks for the suggestion though. All others: Thanks, and please continue with the childish comments so I have something to read when I check the thread every so often.

 

[Rakehellion]

please continue with the childish comments so I have something to read when I check the thread every so often.

Like this one? Hey, you'd have a Spanish-speaking friend to help out with things like this if you weren't a card-carrying racist!

 

[rivan]

I was aiming for something a bit better than a broken up software translation. Thanks for the suggestion though. All others: Thanks, and please continue with the childish comments so I have something to read when I check the thread every so often.

Says user OneEyeWillie.

 

[shortylickens]

Says user OneEyeWillie.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

En Estados Unidos, cuando se orina en la boca de alguien, significa que amamos y respetamos.

That should be all you need.

 

[OneEyeWillie]

bbs lm-r Thanks for your offer, but itsays my post count is not high enough when I try reply. I think I will look elsewhere for assistance... Too many internet hipsters around here.

 

[Sixguns]

Ok so.... Due to language barrier and/or miscommunication at work the other morning, I found out I managed to hurt the feelings of a coworker pretty badly. I've got a card to write a note in and I have what I want to say written down, but I would like to get it somewhat accurately translated to Spanish. Is there anyone out there who would be willing to do this for me via PM?

Lurk much?

 

[OneEyeWillie]

I lied. I'm still here.


Nobody took the bait


Rakehellion has Best-In-Thread reply so far.



Sixguns: Yes.

 

[bbs lm-r]

Hey oneeye, i'm still here just something came up last minute, didn't forget you (and yea I did get your message)

If you're still looking for help just allow me a bit more time please, and I'll get back to you.

 

[OneEyeWillie]

Not a problem at all. Thank you very much.

 

[bbs lm-r]

Check your box o' mail, should be a response in there somewheres.

 

[OneEyeWillie]

I got it. Thank you for your assistance bbs.

 

[BoomerD]

En los Estados Unidos, usted debe hablar Inglés para evitar este tipo de malentendidos.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

El queso es viejo y mohosa

 

[clamum]

Ok so.... Due to language barrier and/or miscommunication at work the other morning, I found out I managed to hurt the feelings of a coworker pretty badly. I've got a card to write a note in and I have what I want to say written down, but I would like to get it somewhat accurately translated to Spanish. Is there anyone out there who would be willing to do this for me via PM?

"Somewhat accurately translated"? Lulz. If that's what you're looking for, Google Translate (or a similar service) will do just fine.

I'd find someone that's fluent in the language to help you, otherwise you'll be digging yourself an even bigger hole. Personally, I'd just apologize in English to the person if they understand some English.

Also, "Que me gustaría hacer pis en el culo" could be added as a final "I'm sorry".

 

[FirNaTine]

bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos, hablan ingles ahora