i need windows desktop pranks

[StevenYoo]

hi,
my brother was a major ass to me today and basically made himself an administrator. he undermined my authority and did as he pleased.

what can i do to his logon account to make him regret crossing me? nothing damaging, as it's my computer. i just need annoying things that will affect his account, but not mine.

any ideas?

 

[kazeakuma]

Deny him access rights to 'explore.exe'
That's always fun

 

[BigToque]

format c:\

lol... i dunno, delete his account.

set his browser start page to some gay porn site

 

[punkrawket]

put a password in the bios

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Hell with that. Tell him if he touches your sh_it again, you will break his jaw.

 

[StevenYoo]

<< Deny him access rights to 'explore.exe'
That's always fun >>



how do i do this? all my drives are FAT32. Do u need NTFS to do this?

 

[Wedesdo]

Install "Newbie Linux" (aka Red Hat) before AOL starts bundling their "HOT HOT ACTION NEW COM(U)E HERE NOW 1000 FREE HOURS INTERNET SERVICE" with it...

 

[kazeakuma]

Yes you need ntfs as your file system. Alternatively you can run profiles and disable access to explorer that way. Profiles can be alot of effort though for a first time setup and this is only a prank after all. But you can do all sorts of fun things with profiles.

 

[Kanalua]

Put a hole in his monitor with a baseball bat, and leave the bat in his screen...

I bet he leaves you alone pretty quick...

shoot, it's your computer...I would reformat the HD (after saving your info, of course) and never let him near your computer again...

Get him drunk, then superglue his *jimmy* to his thigh, head down, so his *japs eye* in facing towards his thigh, and glued down.

That'll teach him...he'll leave your computer alone for years...

 

[StevenYoo]

<< shoot, it's your computer...I would reformat the HD (after saving your info, of course) and never let him near your computer again... >>



no no, i like to work with subtlety. i want him to think he did it to himself.

 

[Kanalua]

<< no no, i like to work with subtlety. i want him to think he did it to himself. >>



Ohhhhh....then go with the third option: Get him drunk, then superglue his *jimmy* to his thigh, head down, so his *japs eye* in facing towards his thigh, and glued down. He'll think something is wrong with him, til the doctors inform him what happened...then he;ll leave you alone...

I hate when people mess around with my computer, I have NO sympathy for them...

 

[Mork]

Take a screenshot of his desktop as it is now, then move all of his desktop icons into a folder and place the folder somewhere where it is barely visible. Then, make the background the screenshot.

 

[CraigRT]

<< I hate when people mess around with my computer, I have NO sympathy for them... >>



No kidding... people really don't understand.. a guy's PC is NOT to be screwed with..

 

[StevenYoo]

oh well... i've decided to be nice and give him one more chance.

if he pisses me off one more time, i'm doing ALL of the things listed here.

INCLUDING putting plastic wrap over the toilet seat.