Well, here's a joke to cheer you up, buddy:
AFTERLIFE
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and
inform the other of the after life.
The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven.
After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word
he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... "
"Is that you Fred?" she asked the voice.
"Yes." said Fred. "I have come back like we agreed."
"Well," asked the anxious widow. "What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have
sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. Then supper, then sex 'till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, Mary. I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
Have a nice day.