I never held the hand of a girl

[rakzum]

...and I am 24.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Neither have I, although you're older than me so I'm still good.

 

[Lyfer]

Its overrated.

 

[Miramonti]

Don't feel bad, nothing wrong with dating women with birth defects.

 

[Rage187]

Girls like assholes, so do some guys, but aim for the girls.

 

[davmat787]

Girls can be very good at detecting creepy guys. Based on some of your posts, that could be your problem.

 

[Zeze]

Sometimes I want to leave this forum. Too many members are indeed stereotypical basement nerds, internet warriors by night.

You'd just scoff at them if you ever saw them in person.

 

[mnewsham]

...and I am 24.

I held the hand of a girl only an hour ago, but we're only friends, i'm 18, my advice is to be less creepy, go out more, and get some friends who are girls.

 

[Jeff7]

Sometimes I want to leave this forum. Too many members are indeed stereotypical basement nerds, internet warriors by night.

You'd just scoff at them if you ever saw them in person.

I don't live with my parents anymore, nor am I in a basement.


...No comment on anything else.

 

[Ns1]

ask this guy for advice:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1354121


you guys can thank me later, took me eons to find it again.

 

[Corporate Thug]

...and I am 24.

really dude? want an easy way to break the ice? When you're in a crowded place (like a concert or something) lead the way and hold your hand out. I guarantee she'll grab on...take it from there.

 

[her209]

ask this guy for advice:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1354121

you guys can thank me later, took me eons to find it again.

LOL... was waiting for someone to post that thread.

 

[rakzum]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.

 

[Zeze]

I'll write a nice reply to make up for my previous douche post.

It's ALL about confidence. Girls LOVE it. Everyone loves it.

Just remember, life is too fucking short to sulk and fuck around on internet forums & arguing with retards.

Go live your life. It's obvious you got some coming-out-of-shell to do.

 

[mnewsham]

laughed so hard.

 

[her209]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.

Girls like popped collars. You have a collar-less shirt.

 

[Zeze]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.

This thread just got 100x more exciting.

 

[mnewsham]

This thread just got 100x more exciting.

agreed

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Are you fuckin stoned? Open your eyes!

 

[Arik5405]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.

is it bright or something? why are you squinting your eyes?

 

[Printer Bandit]

i give you a 8/10.

 

[Arik5405]

try wearing shirts that fit you better or just dress more decent in general. get a hair cut or style your hair different. if all else fails, get a real doll.

edit: and try smiling!

 

[Ns1]

That pic can't be real.

 

[her209]

Girls also like guys with a 'stache....

 

[MotF Bane]

I was born with a birth defect.

I don't have shoulders.