I never held the hand of a girl

[rakzum]

It's a small permanently moist extra appendage that is a rare genetic disorder. It position varies greatly from person to person. They say it grants the wishes of whoever manages to find and touch it. Supposedly it smells like cottage cheese and has the flavour of brewers yeast.

I think I went a little too far with this one, didn't I? D:

Let's unite our small appendages to craft and dole out to the world the finest cheese the world has ever eaten.

 

[dud]

Jesus man if you want to fuck me then send me a PM, stop following me around and posting about me.

You're more twisted and weird than I could have possibly imagined ...


Why would I want to PM your sorry ass? You have such a putrid reputation within AT ...

 

[rakzum]

You guys would make a good couple.

 

[AreaCode707]

I was just thinking that we have a new intern to replace Neckbeard ... but my intuition tells me that the OP is serious about this even though he lacks the concept of basic common sense.

I actually feel compassion for the new (unpaid) intern. He wants some lovin but can't be finding it.

Don't. He can't get a girl because he's creepy as fvck, not because of his looks.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275746&postcount=84
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275783&postcount=86
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275814&postcount=88

 

[rakzum]

Don't. He can't get a girl because he's creepy as fvck, not because of his looks.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275746&postcount=84
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275783&postcount=86
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275814&postcount=88

I don't like anal if that's what's keeping you from jumping on ma saddle.

 

[HAL9000]

Why would I want to PM your sorry ass? You have such a putrid reputation within AT ...

I don't know, you seem to be in love with me, you follow me around talk about practically nothing but me, so I just assume you want to get together, let's talk.

 

[davmat787]

Don't. He can't get a girl because he's creepy as fvck, not because of his looks.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275746&postcount=84
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275783&postcount=86
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275814&postcount=88

This. And that post regarding the underage girls in skirts that make him have dirty thoughts. Can't believe he hasn't been banned again, I am pretty sure he is that cutscience creep from a few months ago.

 

[HAL9000]

This. And that post regarding the underage girls in skirts that make him have dirty thoughts. Can't believe he hasn't been banned again, I am pretty sure he is that cutscience creep from a few months ago.

+1

 

[rakzum]

who's that cutscience fella you talkin' bout?

 

[HAL9000]

who's that cutscience fella you talkin' bout?

A Moron / Troll / Pedophile.

 

[rakzum]

i am not a moron, so that can't possibly be me.

 

[HAL9000]

i am not a moron, so that can't possibly be me.

I take the moron comment back. He is a troll / pedophile.

 

[rakzum]

i am not a pedophile, i am a hebephile.

 

[Xyclone]

wtf man... be less weird

 

[HAL9000]

i am not a pedophile, i am a hebephile.

Just as illegal and just as disgusting

 

[rakzum]

Just as illegal and just as disgusting

i won't have sex don't worry. Canadian women have inhumane force capable of destroying my anus within seconds.

 

[rakzum]

I am not even a hebephile because I don't have an exclusive sexual attraction towards minors.

The ICD-10 defines pedophilia as "a sexual preference for children, boys or girls or both, usually of prepubertal or early pubertal age."[5] Under this system's criteria, a person 16 years of age or older meets the definition if they have a persistent or predominant sexual preference for prepubescent children at least five years younger than them.[5]

 

[davmat787]

+1

Glad you don't have his quote in your sig now too.

 

[Xyclone]

this guy needs to be banned for being a creeper...

 

[HAL9000]

Glad you don't have his quote in your sig now too.

Yup, none of his quotes were worth keeping that long, the ones in there now deserve their spots.

 

[brianmanahan]

i never held the hand of a HAL

 

[HAL9000]

i never held the hand of a HAL

Don't worry my love... soon. soon.

 

[gaidensensei]

You troller fellows are losing your audience. This past few years, there was once upon a time of spaceman in a galaxy far away, he's been busy these days. Then it was hal and brian, the kingdom has ended. This is now the era of rakzum. It's been a downward spiral.

 

[rakzum]

How can you possibly not be attracted to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWbw5xNWVJU

 

[HAL9000]

You troller fellows are losing your audience. This past few years, there was once upon a time of spaceman in a galaxy far away, he's been busy these days. Then it was hal and brian, the kingdom has ended. This is now the era of rakzum. It's been a downward spiral.

It would seem so :'(