I never held the hand of a girl

[rakzum]

Hail the son of God, whose dazzling virginity will blind you all, heathen fiends!

 

[Locut0s]

Canadian women have inhumane force capable of destroying my anus within seconds.

Tempting to make that into a sig.

 

[DominionSeraph]

How can you possibly not be attracted to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWbw5xNWVJU

Troll fail. If you're gonna do it, do it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY

 

[AbAbber2k]

Trying to replace T_T?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

I just had sex, and it felt so good.

 

[Fritzo]

I just had sex, and it felt so good.

Your sister didn't wake up in the middle again, did she?

 

[mizzou]

ask this guy for advice:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=1354121


you guys can thank me later, took me eons to find it again.

Oh....my....god


Thank you sir, this is one of the reasons I visit these forums.

Pure solid comedic GOLD

 

[Fritzo]

Oh....my....god


Thank you sir, this is one of the reasons I visit these forums.

Pure solid comedic GOLD

I also laughed at the part where he got her a $60 birthday gift on the first date. Most girls would have thought "Wow...he's trying way to hard."

 

[mizzou]

Reading more through this thread, i get the creepy chills.
Not like, fake lols haha j/k, and i should know because i was an expert on posting pretend threads just to get some laughs,

More like, " im going to see this again on cold case files in five years"

 

[HAL9000]

Reading more through this thread, i get the creepy chills.
Not like, fake lols haha j/k, and i should know because i was an expert on posting pretend threads just to get some laughs,

More like, " im going to see this again on cold case files in five years"

Agreed, I'm seriously considering contacting some Canadian police agency... There must be a system in place to report online pedophiles.

 

[Lean L]

Reading more through this thread, i get the creepy chills.
Not like, fake lols haha j/k, and i should know because i was an expert on posting pretend threads just to get some laughs,

More like, " im going to see this again on cold case files in five years"

Yeah this dude creeps me out. His pics don't help either.. the redeeming factor is that he looks sufficiently small so that if he were to try anything with most people they can just step on him.

 

[pontifex]

this guy isn't banned yet? shouldn't this be in L&R? he's been told at least once by the mods already.


omg, this thread is 10 pages long already?

 

[brainhulk]

man, this thread has gone epic since I last visited yesterday

 

[LookBehindYou]

I avoided this thread and finally gave in and read it. I'm glad I did, as I was able to then read all ten pages of epicness. Wow is the only word that comes to mind when reading.

This further proves that all of the creepy shit, funny shit, bizzare shit, and everything in between that you hear about the internet can be found in one place, AT.

 

[SagaLore]

did neckbeard get ban again?

I think you guys should let that go. I think neckbe....hal is cool. Yea he does post a LOT and seems to disagree with everything and invoke rage in the masses, but, he's sincere and when you ignore the fluff, he's actually a smart guy.

This new guy though. I. very. much. dislike. him.

 

[rakzum]

Actually, I lied. I held the hand of a girl because a black girl forcefully took it by force. It was the most frightening moment in my life. I told her I never ever held the hand of a member of the opposite sex and she went like "Here, you've just held my hand". I almost shit my pants. If there wasn't anyone around, God knows what she would have done to my small delicate Asian hands.

 

[rakzum]

Yeah this dude creeps me out. His pics don't help either.. the redeeming factor is that he looks sufficiently small so that if he were to try anything with most people they can just step on him.

Do not underestimate my shoulderless feminine body! I do karate. I once beat Jackie Chan in a game of rock paper scissor. I grabbed a rock and threw it at his face.

 

[her209]

Don't. He can't get a girl because he's creepy as fvck, not because of his looks.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275746&postcount=84
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275783&postcount=86
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32275814&postcount=88

Someone should start a scroll.

 

[rakzum]

Tempting to make that into a sig.

Don't, don't!

 

[Lean L]

Do not underestimate my shoulderless feminine body! I do karate. I once beat Jackie Chan in a game of rock paper scissor. I grabbed a rock and threw it at his face.

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Zeze]

Do not underestimate my shoulderless feminine body! I do karate. I once beat Jackie Chan in a game of rock paper scissor. I grabbed a rock and threw it at his face.

Jesus christ, kill yourself you useless piece of crap. I'm sorry for your parents.

 

[rakzum]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Can't blame me for not liking Jackie Chan. He perpetuates the myth that Asians are good in kung fu and have thick Engrish accent.

 

[Numenorean]

Have you ever asked one to stick their hand out?

 

[rakzum]

I am not a loser, just a very innocent manchild. /thread

 

[vshah]

You: "I'm going to try something. If you don't like it, let me know."

Her: "??"

You: "Stick out your hand ... "

works best if you are wearing a halo t-shirt