I never wanted to slam my DS so hard before. An OT review of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

[amdhunter]

I went and bought Spirit Tracks today for my DS, which has been sorely unused these past few months.

So I started the thing up, and it seemed like a nice game. Then I met that stupid bitch

Spoiler

Zelda

and

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had to get her out of her castle

. You have to distract

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guards

while

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using the stylus to move that fucking wise and beautiful woman Zelda

around.

Who would have thought that it would take me almost 15 unsuccessful tries to get this shit done? If I could not complete THE FIRST FUCKING MISSION. What the hell would the later missions be like?

Seriously I spent since 8PM, its 10PM now and I couldn't do this shit. Yeah, I probably suck at DS usage, but dammit...I haven't been this raged in a long time while playing a video game.

If I ever meet Miyamoto, I will piss on his face for making this crap. (and then blow him for making all the other good Nintendo games.

DAMMIT.

 

[zerocool84]

It seems to be getting good reviews

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ds/legendofzeldaspirittracks?q=zelda

 

[amdhunter]

It seems to be getting good reviews

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ds/legendofzeldaspirittracks?q=zelda

Thats because everyone at metacritic is a bunch of douches who have nothing to do but play games and masturbate all freaking day.

For someone who works and wants to play a casual game from time to time, and don't spend every damned minute sticking a DS stick in my nutsack then on the DS screen, this game fucking sucks.

Yes, I am really that angry.

 

[Ika]

Interesting, I've never tried reading a sentence with lots of spoiler tags without reading what was inside.

My friend got this game, I might have to try it out on the flight home soon. Hope it's better than you say it is, I've been waiting quite some time for this.

 

[DrawninwarD]

I went and played that new Mario game, Bowser's Inside Story. Even though it was pretty easy throughout and for a younger audience, I enjoyed it. It had good moments and some nice interactive stuff. Well made.

 

[I Saw OJ]

L2play

 

[darkswordsman17]

Wow, you must really suck. That or you have giant gorilla hands. Maybe you need that new DSi with the 4" screens.

 

[bdude]

my 7 yr old cousin bt that lvl

 

[UberNeuman]

I would say, "cool story, baugh" - but this is so pathetic that I can't even say that....

 

[Adrenaline]

Maybe you need that new DSi with the 4" screens.

I am waiting for the DSi LL.

I was in the mall the other day and there was a Nintendo booth up. I asked a guy when the DSi LL was coming out and he told me he had never heard of it but a woman behind him said April. I will be buying one then.

 

[UberNeuman]

I am waiting for the DSi LL.

I was in the mall the other day and there was a Nintendo booth up. I asked a guy when the DSi LL was coming out and he told me he had never heard of it but a woman behind him said April. I will be buying one then.

wait till late 2010...

 

[Dualist]

You're not the only one who bought Spirit Tracks today.

It is getting some good reviews, but it would be better if you get a hold of a strategy guide or walkthrough of the game to complete it a little easier in the near future.

Just like I've enjoyed Phantom Hourglass, I will certainly enjoy this one.

 

[T9D]

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[gorcorps]

Post in the right forum you bastard face

 

[xanis]

Ha I used to chuck my PS1 controller hard all the time when I got pissed. Back in the day.

Nerd rage. Control it.

 

[darkswordsman17]

I am waiting for the DSi LL.

I was in the mall the other day and there was a Nintendo booth up. I asked a guy when the DSi LL was coming out and he told me he had never heard of it but a woman behind him said April. I will be buying one then.

I know its been mocked a lot, but I actually would love that much more than the current DS. I love the new stylus, although it borders on ridiculous.

There's rumors that a DS 2 is coming out possibly next year, that will feature nVidia's Tegra 2 GPU/SoC. Hopefully we'll hear something at CES (nVidia is going to be pimping it and says there will be 3rd party hardware on hand at CES). Combine that with the DSi LL chassis (I believe it has higher resolution screens) and that'd be nice.