I played hide the salami too much

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RadiclDreamer

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Originally posted by: chambersc
does "hide the salami" = "sexual intercourse?"

EDIT: I know that you weren't totally against the idea of having a kid but I laughed when I read your method of protection was the pullout method

The wife wanted a kid and I was really not for nor against it, so i figured that was good as protection as any. I had a whole box of condoms right beside the bed, just decided not to use them. I was fully aware that it was very risky to do this, but like i said, i didnt really care either way

Aren't you worried that you didn't allow the best adapted sperm to get to the head of the pack? You artificially limited the selection that would otherwise have occured.

j/k btw



I know it sounds stupid, but the thought had crossed my mind!

Also, I do remember, NOT pulling out once, and thats around the time it would have happened, so hopefully a good one got in.
 

KK

Lifer
Jan 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Originally posted by: chambersc
does "hide the salami" = "sexual intercourse?"

EDIT: I know that you weren't totally against the idea of having a kid but I laughed when I read your method of protection was the pullout method

The wife wanted a kid and I was really not for nor against it, so i figured that was good as protection as any. I had a whole box of condoms right beside the bed, just decided not to use them. I was fully aware that it was very risky to do this, but like i said, i didnt really care either way

Aren't you worried that you didn't allow the best adapted sperm to get to the head of the pack? You artificially limited the selection that would otherwise have occured.

j/k btw

Yeah, this kid is going to come prematurely now.

BTW-the best protection is anal.




Anyways, congrats, you got any names picked out?
 

RadiclDreamer

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2004
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Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Originally posted by: chambersc
does "hide the salami" = "sexual intercourse?"

EDIT: I know that you weren't totally against the idea of having a kid but I laughed when I read your method of protection was the pullout method

The wife wanted a kid and I was really not for nor against it, so i figured that was good as protection as any. I had a whole box of condoms right beside the bed, just decided not to use them. I was fully aware that it was very risky to do this, but like i said, i didnt really care either way

Aren't you worried that you didn't allow the best adapted sperm to get to the head of the pack? You artificially limited the selection that would otherwise have occured.

j/k btw

Yeah, this kid is going to come prematurely now.

BTW-the best protection is anal.




Anyways, congrats, you got any names picked out?


Not yet, but I keep telling the wife I'm naming it completely off the wall things.
 

Anghang

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Apr 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
And the wife swallowed a watermelon seed if you know what i mean.....

Guess this means I'm going to have to grow up or something

i thought you were talking about oral and your wife involuntarily swallowed cuz you didn't warn her...haha

edit: btw congrats!
 

BunLengthHotDog

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Hopefully you will warm up a bit to the thought of having a child...your indifference is a tad....frightening. The idea of having kids usually has a polarizing impact, people either hate the idea or love it. Of course being told your a "first time daddy" can be a big pill to swallow, shock is not unusual. Please don't make the mistake of doing this to appease your partner, if your not into having a child; you...your partner...and the child could be severely scarred from the situation, all we need is another kid with "daddy" issues, hahah. Hell, it's even tough if your 100% into it, having even 1 child will completely change your world.

And listen to the advice given above. Buy Diapers...now
 

sdifox

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Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Originally posted by: supafly
Coat hanger ftw?


Nah, I think its a keeper. Im pretty sure i can corrupt it beyond repair tho. that will be so fun. It will be playing FPS before its 3rd birthday for sure

1. Congrats!
2. Learn to love living with no sleep.
3. Start buying diapers, now. Look for deals.
4. Get rid of all of the rope you have. If you don't, later on you'll be looking to hang yourself with it.
5. It gets easier after the first 2 or 3 months. I hope.

That is a GREAT idea!!!!

I'm totally serious about it too. We sat down and calculated the per-diaper cost on average for different sizes/amounts/brands, and then started shopping around. When I see a really good deal, we grab what we can. The space under the crib is crammed with packages of stage 3 and 4 diapers, even though she's only 10 weeks old and still using stage 2 diapers.

We've also stocked up on clothing, mostly thanks to the local grandma and great-grandma, who both have a thing for daily window shopping. She's got clothing enough to last until she's 3


Err, diapers do expire you know. The wonderful liquid absorbing chemicals do go bad.
 

RadiclDreamer

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2004
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Originally posted by: BunLengthHotDog
Hopefully you will warm up a bit to the thought of having a child...your indifference is a tad....frightening. The idea of having kids usually has a polarizing impact, people either hate the idea or love it. Of course being told your a "first time daddy" can be a big pill to swallow, shock is not unusual. Please don't make the mistake of doing this to appease your partner, if your not into having a child; you...your partner...and the child could be severely scarred from the situation, all we need is another kid with "daddy" issues, hahah. Hell, it's even tough if your 100% into it, having even 1 child will completely change your world.

And listen to the advice given above. Buy Diapers...now

What I meant by indifferent is I was noto actively wanting her to be pregnant, but had no qualms if she was. I have no problem with her being pregnant at all, Im excited to have a little one to help me in my never ending quest to mess with the wifes head.
 

TomKazansky

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Sep 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Originally posted by: supafly
Coat hanger ftw?


Nah, I think its a keeper. Im pretty sure i can corrupt it beyond repair tho. that will be so fun. It will be playing FPS before its 3rd birthday for sure

1. Congrats!
2. Learn to love living with no sleep.
3. Start buying diapers, now. Look for deals.
4. Get rid of all of the rope you have. If you don't, later on you'll be looking to hang yourself with it.
5. It gets easier after the first 2 or 3 months. I hope.

That is a GREAT idea!!!!

I'm totally serious about it too. We sat down and calculated the per-diaper cost on average for different sizes/amounts/brands, and then started shopping around. When I see a really good deal, we grab what we can. The space under the crib is crammed with packages of stage 3 and 4 diapers, even though she's only 10 weeks old and still using stage 2 diapers.

We've also stocked up on clothing, mostly thanks to the local grandma and great-grandma, who both have a thing for daily window shopping. She's got clothing enough to last until she's 3


Err, diapers do expire you know. The wonderful liquid absorbing chemicals do go bad.

Doesn't go away that fast,
 
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