I propose a new standard unit of measure: mST

[SunnyD]

I figured it out! Kids are on Spring Break this week! The ones posting this crap are the ones who didn't go to Florida.

You sent your baby goats to Florida? You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

eff that, it should be the iST, the Imperial Shit Ton.

1 iST ≥ 9000 mST

Of course.

Wouldn't that just make it a milli-shit-ton?

Nope, that's be milli-mST, or mmST. Gotta remember we need to differentiate between metric or imperial units.

Is an Ass Ton > or < mST? I generally equate a metric ass ton as being larger.

Who gives a shit? (Depends - pun intended...)

Metric Ass-Tons are obviously bigger than metric Shit-Tons, but imperial Ass-Tons beat the shit out of em both by a factor of at least 42.

 

[mfenn]

Wouldn't that just make it a milli-shit-ton?

Let's just call it the SI shit-ton, or SIST, which is approximately equal to the size of the one in your ass.

D: :hmm: :awe: ()

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Is an Ass Ton > or < mST? I generally equate a metric ass ton as being larger.

This is a valid dilemma.

Since Ass generates a lot of Shit one would assume Ass > Shit.
But is also a well known fact that it is a lot easier to get shit from people than getting some ass. So is Shit > Ass?

 

[destrekor]

Followed by the rST or "Redneck Shit Ton" measured by the number of Camaros on blocks in your yard?

nah, that could probably be measured in rES, "Redneck Epic Stone"

that'd probably be equivalent to 42mST.

1rES = 3[(pi^3)*42]kg
1mST = 42 rES

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Metric Ass-Tons are obviously bigger than metric Shit-Tons, but imperial Ass-Tons beat the shit out of em both by a factor of at least 42.

A Ton is an Imperial unit of measure first and foremost. You cannot submit a mST without submitting an iST as well. This proposal is in need of some revisement.

 

[SunnyD]

A Ton is an Imperial unit of measure first and foremost. You cannot submit a mST without submitting an iST as well. This proposal is in need of some revisement.

Be that as it may, metric tons exist quite happily as well (1 metric ton = 2000 metric kilograms). It is by simple conversion in either direction metric and imperial units can be calculated. Granted, the conversion between metric Shit-Tons and imperial Shit-Tons isn't quite as trivial, but rest assured it's > 9000.

 

[DrPizza]

Sadly, I was cleaning out my barn a little while ago. I dumped about 1 mST on my old trailer. BOOOM, so much for that tire. The rim is pressed right into the ground.
Now, because of where the trailer is parked, the only way to unload it is by hand.

 

[Gillbot]

nah, that could probably be measured in rES, "Redneck Epic Stone"

that'd probably be equivalent to 42mST.

1rES = 3[(pi^3)*42]kg
1mST = 42 rES

I see, I'm intrigued by your level of knowledge in the redneck ways, please expand.

 

[CPA]

nah, that could probably be measured in rES, "Redneck Epic Stone"

that'd probably be equivalent to 42mST.

1rES = 3[(pi^3)*42]kg
1mST = 42 rES

Oh, jebus christ, I about spit out my water.

 

[drebo]

How does 1 mST compare to 1 fuckload?

 

[SunnyD]

How does 1 mST compare to 1 fuckload?

1 fl = 1 mST * ((e^42/9000) + pi)^i +/- 69 rES (only in West Virginia though)

 

[squirrel dog]

Him :"I can do you a 40x60' barn no problem" Me :"How much concrete am I looking at for the slab?" Him : " At least 1 mst,maybe two". Me : "cool."

 

[destrekor]

Oh, jebus christ, I about spit out my water.

I'm having trouble defining the exact value of 1 iST.

I'm still stuck at:

1 iST &#8805; 9000 mST

Quite literally, it is an imperialistic shit ton.

 

[destrekor]

1 fl = 1 mST * ((e^42/9000) + pi)^i +/- 69 rES (only in West Virginia though)

bwahaha :awe:

 

[Gillbot]

1 fl = 1 mST * ((e^42/9000) + pi)^i +/- 69 rES (only in West Virginia though)

what about kentucky?

do you add 1 hn? (hot niece)

 

[Rubycon]

Sadly, I was cleaning out my barn a little while ago. I dumped about 1 mST on my old trailer. BOOOM, so much for that tire. The rim is pressed right into the ground.
Now, because of where the trailer is parked, the only way to unload it is by hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hEUeRFQL9A

 

[SunnyD]

what about kentucky?

do you add 1 hn? (hot niece)

No, that's in Mississippi. In Kentucky you add some jelly and marry your sister.

 

[QurazyQuisp]

First, you stole this from reddit this morning. Second, I've been saying metric butt ton for a while, I prefer that.

 

[destrekor]

First, you stole this from reddit this morning. Second, I've been saying metric butt ton for a while, I prefer that.

That may be.
But we've got the righteous maths stuff going on here... so it's okay, because we'll make it so!

 

[PM650]

mST = Metric Shit-Ton

Conversion from imperial English units involves the numbers pi, 42, e and i and is roughly estimated to be "A lot."

Imaginary mass? Seems logical enough...:hmm:

 

[bommy261]

this thread is useless w/o pics of hot cousins.....

 

[Gillbot]

First, you stole this from reddit this morning. Second, I've been saying metric butt ton for a while, I prefer that.

no, an Ass Ton is much more desired.

 

[SunnyD]

First, you stole this from reddit this morning. Second, I've been saying metric butt ton for a while, I prefer that.

What the hell is reddit?

That may be.
But we've got the righteous maths stuff going on here... so it's okay, because we'll make it so!

Not to mention I had subway and stayed at a Holiday Inn.

 

[Rubycon]

What the hell is reddit?

C'mon! That be teh Winders raddish-tree eddie-tor! Fir messin' up winders real good!