I proved creationism.

[Ken M]

thr liberal media purports that England created America. But after 6 weeks of intellectual research, I determined that God created America.
Don't believe me?
How do you explain Mount Rushmore?

 

[Captante]

Whatever you say as long as I get my free Ipod

 

[MongGrel]

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Ken Ham, how did you escape prison?

 

[BoomerD]

thr liberal media purports that England created America. But after 6 weeks of intellectual research, I determined that God created America.
Don't believe me?
How do you explain Mount Rushmore?

Why...You's a geenyus!

I coulda been a geenyus...but I opted for being a good-looking fellow instead.

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[disappoint]

thr liberal media purports that England created America. But after 6 weeks of intellectual research, I determined that God created America.
Don't believe me?
How do you explain Mount Rushmore?

 

[IronWing]

Speaking of Mount Rushmore, has anyone else been admiring the new Jefferson's Nose quarter?

The loogie patrol is on the job.

 

[z1ggy]

Where are the early bird mods. Letting this slide for three hours?!??!

WHAT DO WE PAY THEM FOR?!?

 

[IronWing]

Where are the early bird mods. Letting this slide for three hours?!??!

WHAT DO WE PAY THEM FOR?!?

They had another late night cruising chicks in the Walmart parking lot.

 

[angminas]

Actually, Mount Rushmore created America.

 

[gorcorps]

thr liberal....

that's exactly how far I got

 

[Protoman25]

Not sure if you're the real Ken M or a big phoney...

He usually doesn't come across as this stupid in his first post about something. It's usually a slow burn that builds into a troll reveal at the end.

I call shenanigans.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I can prove that there is no god and the devil is really running things.

How do you explain the Kardashians?

 

[JulesMaximus]

What I want to know is when is God going to miracle Obama's mug to the mountain?

 

[mikeymikec]

Quick, someone tell buckshot24 that the Real Ultimate Argument against evolution has been discovered!

 

[styrafoam]

thr liberal media purports that England created America. But after 6 weeks of intellectual research, I determined that God created America.
Don't believe me?
How do you explain Mount Rushmore?

Do you have any proof of Mount Rushmore's history? There is no method to verify its creation date or point of origin. It simply exists. The true course of events, to which anyone who has done any serious thinking on the topic will attest, is Mt. Rushmore created God. God killed the druids, but not before Stonehenge created England. Now you can see how it all comes together, and that the people who say England created America are not incorrect. They are just slightly misinformed as to the true nature of Mt Rushmore and its progenitor monument status.

 

[Rakehellion]

Speaking of Mount Rushmore, has anyone else been admiring the new Jefferson's Nose quarter?

The loogie patrol is on the job.

Heresy. America-hating liberals want you to believe that Mount Rushmore was carved by cavemen or some hogwash.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Nice job, Ken. Really stickin' it to the heathen libs.

 

[Ichinisan]

Good job.

 

[John Connor]

 

[cbrunny]

Looks like Plato has a big stiffy in that picture, poking through his robes.

 

[soulcougher73]

Geezus Christ all mighty

 

[nCred]

Nice research, but I believe you reached the wrong conclusion.

You actually proved the existence of aliens

 

[Ichigo]

Says something about the makeup of this forum that they don't know who the glorious Ken M is.