I rubbed these AA batteries....

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
the only thing that you can do is to swallow a put baking soda on your hands and then swallow the rest of the tub for good measure.

Make sure to chase it with lye.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?

Nah, you might crack a tooth.

 

[Coolone]

1. Wash hands with baking soda
2. Examine your hands afterwards to determine if theres any damage
3. ????
4. Profit!

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?

Nah, you might crack a tooth.

hmm so just suck the wonderfull goodness off of them?

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?

Nah, you might crack a tooth.

hmm so just suck the wonderfull goodness off of them?

Yup. You should begin to develope your superpowers shortly.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?

Nah, you might crack a tooth.

hmm so just suck the wonderfull goodness off of them?

Yup. You should begin to develope your superpowers shortly.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! does this mean I can fly?

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Captante
I suggest smashing open a car-battery as the solution contained within is the only know cure for your condition... it will improve your vision as well!

So I should put it in my eyes too?

Make sure to lick the lead plates off also. It's good for you.

just lick them and not bite them?

Nah, you might crack a tooth.

hmm so just suck the wonderfull goodness off of them?

Yup. You should begin to develope your superpowers shortly.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! does this mean I can fly?

Sorry, that only comes from ingesting osmium, and that's really really expensive.

 

[SmoochyTX]

All this quoting is making my eyes cross.

*rubs battery acid on my eyes*

 

[Canai]

battery acid is good for you

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
All this quoting is making my eyes cross.

*rubs battery acid on my eyes*

Can I get some? I need my fix.


*tweak*

 

[Canai]

oh man that acid is great

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
All this quoting is making my eyes cross.

*rubs battery acid on my eyes*

Can I get some? I need my fix.


*tweak*

Here you go.

:shifty eyes;

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
The only solution is to rub them with a smaller batter such as AAA. smaller batter = smaller burning sensation.

Sorry, you got it backwards...sort of...if he goes out and rubs his hands on the 12 v battery in his car, it will absorb the acids that are currently making his hands burn. Alternativly, he can just hook up a pair of electrodes to his hands, and power a ghetto blaster for a couple of hours to neutralize the charge...

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Canai
Suggestions?

cut your hand off

with a saw or a knife?

chainsaw

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Canai
Suggestions?

cut your hand off

with a saw or a knife?

chainsaw

electric or gas?


I have a lot of options here...

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: dighn
cook water. you will have hot solution and cold hand

But don't you want to be cold with solution?